# They don't cover theft on the Voight-Kampff. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 11, 2018, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-dont-cover-theft-on-the-voight-kampff/819410 "2018-08-11T00:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-dont-cover-theft-on-the-voight-kampff/819410/1 "2018-08-11T00:21:24Z")
[Introducing Sean Young, computer thief.](https://www.thewrap.com/sean-young-blade-runner-wanted-by-nypd-for-questioning-in-burglary/amp/) ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-dont-cover-theft-on-the-voight-kampff/819410/2 "2018-08-11T00:47:03Z")
Soon she’ll be living a new life in the off-world colonies. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-dont-cover-theft-on-the-voight-kampff/819410/3 "2018-08-11T01:01:34Z")
Now, I’ve really seen things you people wouldn’t believe! ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-dont-cover-theft-on-the-voight-kampff/819410/4 "2018-08-11T02:08:21Z")
She has at last shown her stripes. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-dont-cover-theft-on-the-voight-kampff/819410/5 "2018-08-11T02:57:01Z")
She’ll be fine; she’s got a force field around her. ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-dont-cover-theft-on-the-voight-kampff/819410/6 "2018-08-11T12:45:27Z")
So, [Catwoman](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGNtGke9c8Y) makes a bad cat burglar? ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-dont-cover-theft-on-the-voight-kampff/819410/7 "2018-08-11T13:37:17Z")
I’m shocked by this first-ever piece of evidence that Sean Young may be mentally unstable. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-dont-cover-theft-on-the-voight-kampff/819410/8 "2018-08-11T18:08:47Z")
Send Harrison Ford after her. But don’t let him fly. ---
**Author:** ![Rocketeer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocketeer/32/4437_2.png) [@Rocketeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rocketeer)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-dont-cover-theft-on-the-voight-kampff/819410/9 "2018-08-12T02:43:50Z")
The poor dear. Her life just fell all apart after that one moment of glory. ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-dont-cover-theft-on-the-voight-kampff/819410/10 "2018-08-12T12:22:43Z")
> [@Rocketeer](#): > > The poor dear. Her life just fell all apart after that one moment of glory. _Ace Ventura: Pet Detective_? ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-dont-cover-theft-on-the-voight-kampff/819410/11 "2018-08-12T13:25:55Z")
I feel bad for her. It’s been clear for a while that something’s not right with her. ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-dont-cover-theft-on-the-voight-kampff/819410/12 "2018-08-13T15:34:13Z")
We found her beautiful once. ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-dont-cover-theft-on-the-voight-kampff/819410/13 "2018-08-13T19:49:40Z")
I recall she had a problem with the laces being out. Well there’s no (shoe)laces in jail, they don’t want you to hang yourself. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-dont-cover-theft-on-the-voight-kampff/819410/14 "2018-08-14T03:03:40Z")
If someone tries to sell you a laptop, that has sand running out of it, and it has an odd cinnamony smell, it is probably one she stole. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2018, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-dont-cover-theft-on-the-voight-kampff/819410/15 "2018-08-15T02:17:58Z")
[She gave them back](https://pagesix.com/2018/08/14/blade-runner-star-sean-young-returns-laptops-she-was-accused-of-stealing/). Says she simply took the wrong laptops.