They got the bird flu in Turkey now.

[Leviosaurus]

@Trunk

I’m always right.

Besides, if 60 million people do start dropping dead, are any of you really going to find it appropriate to come back here and call me on it?

<sarcasm> So it’s fine for you to make fun of me when you’re right, but if I’m right it’s inappropriate for me to give you a nice helping of grief? You’re not just naive, you’re a hypocrite! When the pandemic hits, I expect you to log in from whatever underground bunker your hiding in to take a good measure of well deserved abuse, even if it’s the last thing your flu-infested and runny nosed carcass is capable of doing, mister!</sarcasm>

@teela brown

Leviosaurus, does your brother advise these precautions for everyone, or just medical personnel?

Everybody. You don’t need to start wearing a mask right now or anything - just keep this stuff in the pantry in case it seems necessary later.

@Nutty Bunny

I can’t imagine they’ve come out with an updated flu shot that would protect against the ‘bird flu’, have they*?

Here’s what he said in his email:

@Levi's non-alarmist Doctor Brother

1. Flu shots: everyone should get one. Although the eventual infectious strain may not match the vaccine. some protection or reduction in the severity of illness may be conferred.