# They grinned and bared it...(funny nude scenes) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 5, 2001, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-grinned-and-bared-it-funny-nude-scenes/85479 "2001-10-05T00:40:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-grinned-and-bared-it-funny-nude-scenes/85479/21 "2001-10-06T02:06:38Z")
The Tall Guy is great but there is another Emma Thompson movie she did with Ken Branaugh called ‘Peters Friends’. The movie is a british Big Chill sort of thing but she is desperate to have a baby and she knocks on a guys door late at night he opens it and she is standing there nakeds and she says > [@](#): > > Fill me with you little babies! This is why my ass is flat because I laughed it off then and it never grew back. ---
**Author:** ![dwtno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/858c86/32.png) [@dwtno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwtno)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-grinned-and-bared-it-funny-nude-scenes/85479/22 "2001-10-06T03:12:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blessedwolf \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by dwtno \* > > \*\*Julie Andrews and _Peter Pan_? For shame! Peter Pan has been Mary Martin, Sandy Duncan, Cathy Rigby and even Robin Williams, but _never_ Julie Andrews. > > \*\* > > Actually, I think she was on Broadway as Peter Pan…if not, _malus meus_. At any rate, she’s got a lovely pair. 😉 \*\* Nope, never played the role. And definitely not on Broadway. In fact, considering her “lovely pair,” I suspect that Ms. Andrews’ build is entirely wrong to play a boy. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-grinned-and-bared-it-funny-nude-scenes/85479/23 "2001-10-06T04:58:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Daytona Dave \* > \*\*Although it might not technically be called a nude scene, the John Ritter film ‘Skin Deep’ had a scene with two glow-in-the-dark condoms that is as funny as anything I have ever seen in a movie. \*\* _chuckles chuckles chuckles_ For those who haven’t seen it think Luke and Vader. Lesser ones -Andy Rickter appearing on some morning show after a cruel Conan O’Brien trick. -Then there’s the scene from **Kramer vs. Kramer** where the little kid confronts dad’s new woman. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-grinned-and-bared-it-funny-nude-scenes/85479/24 "2001-10-06T05:16:14Z")
Donald Sutherland’s ass in _Animal House_. ---
**Author:** ![Forbin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5e9695/32.png) [@Forbin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Forbin)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-grinned-and-bared-it-funny-nude-scenes/85479/25 "2001-10-06T05:24:50Z")
How about when Peter Sellars goes into a nudist colony in “A Shot in the Dark”. It seems Inspector Clousea(sp) is a little shy,so he chooses to carry a guitar through the place thereby hiding his private parts. ---
**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-grinned-and-bared-it-funny-nude-scenes/85479/26 "2001-10-06T07:33:31Z")
A guitar AND a beach ball! (love that scene - the one in the car a little later is just as good) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-grinned-and-bared-it-funny-nude-scenes/85479/27 "2001-10-25T03:00:23Z")
The “have a bathe” scene in “A Room With A View”. Does the full-body condom scene in one of those “Naked Gun” movies count? ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-grinned-and-bared-it-funny-nude-scenes/85479/28 "2001-10-25T03:15:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xizor \* > \*\*There was a movie that I think was called **Waking Ned Devane**? that featured a naked old man that reminds me of the little guy from Benny Hill riding a moped. Makes me laugh to watch. \*\* Waking Ned Devine. One of our favorite movies ever. You see both old guys tiptoeing down to the beach in the buff (from a distance and from the back), and then later each one eands up riding the moped al fresco. (The best scene was later in the movie, though, and for me to tell you would be a HUGE spoiler.) I’ll nominate Hot Dog, a cheesy, juvenile-humor skiing movie that had two good parts: (1)Two guys ring the bell at the ski-lodge desk. Cut to a woman soaking in a hot tub, obviously in the back room. She hears the bell, grabs a towel, and starts to get up out of the tub. (We don’t see her naked yet.) Cut back to the guys, and when the woman comes out, she has the towel wrapped around her HAIR. (2) There’s an obnoxious French guy who complains that he wants something done (I forget what) “not on one side, not on ze ozzer side, but right in ze middle.” It’s almost his tagline. At one point, he pushes David Naughton (hey! I forgot he was in this) too far, and DN tells OFG to kiss his ass – “not on one side, not ze ozzer side, but right in ze middle.” 😃 I still use that one on Mr. S sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-grinned-and-bared-it-funny-nude-scenes/85479/29 "2001-10-25T05:42:52Z")
> [@](#): > > Also, Chris Rock bares his buns for an ignominious scene in Dogma. In the DVD commentary it was revealed that Rock was actually wearing undershorts when the scene was filmed which were digitally “erased”. As to the OP, the _Catholic Schoolgirls in Trouble_ segment of the _Kentucky Fried Movie_ derived some humor out of female nudity. ---
**Author:** ![justinh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@justinh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justinh)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-grinned-and-bared-it-funny-nude-scenes/85479/30 "2001-10-25T14:55:00Z")
W.C Fields, You Cant Cheat An Honest Man. he walks out of his shower (by a elephant) “give queenie” “stop queenie”. to address an emergency, thru the middle of the carnival with only his hat on. luckily (for all) he is covered from the camera view by obstacles and things. what you see is everyones reaction to his body (woman screams and makes him lose his hat. great scene. ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-grinned-and-bared-it-funny-nude-scenes/85479/31 "2001-10-25T15:55:33Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Green Bean \* > \*\*The scene in M_A_S_H where they rig up the shower tent–so they can see whether Hotlips is a natural blonde. \*\* That scene has stayed with me. No other scene in that (excellent) film captured as neatly how much these people hated each other. Hotlips was absolutely devastated by the prank, which just made Hawkeye and the group laugh all the harder. Sua ---
**Author:** ![FairyDust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ccd318/32.png) [@FairyDust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyDust)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-grinned-and-bared-it-funny-nude-scenes/85479/32 "2003-05-17T18:07:34Z")
Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean when he lost his swimming trunks in the public swimming pool and accidentally exposed himself in front of a group of school girls at the pool. Then there was the other Mr. Bean episode where he accidentally locked himself out of his hotel room while he was totally nude. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-grinned-and-bared-it-funny-nude-scenes/85479/33 "2003-05-17T18:35:15Z")
Good god, a thread ressurection after 20 months? is that a record? First thing I thought of upon seeing this thread title was “that scene from Porky’s when they run off from the machete guy.” Open it up to find > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Otto \* > \*\*I was thinking that the scene from Porky’s where the boys thought they were going to score with the, was she a carnival lady? was pretty humorous as they scattered from the machete guy. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![FairyDust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ccd318/32.png) [@FairyDust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyDust)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-grinned-and-bared-it-funny-nude-scenes/85479/34 "2003-05-17T19:00:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Otto \* > \*\*Good god, a thread ressurection after 20 months? is that a record? > > First thing I thought of upon seeing this thread title was “that scene from Porky’s when they run off from the machete guy.” Open it up to find \*\* Damn these temporal anomalies! I was back in 1977 reading [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=184247) and thought I traveled forward back to the present day, but my time machine must have got stuck 20 months behind! I’ll have to take my machine in for a tune-up. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-grinned-and-bared-it-funny-nude-scenes/85479/35 "2003-05-17T19:20:59Z")
It has to be, for me, William Hurt in **Broadcast News**. After having some wild sex with Jennifer (Lois Chiles) on their first date Tom (WH) is walking naked to the bathroom and is silhouetted against the wall. Jennifer: Do you do bunny rabbits? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-grinned-and-bared-it-funny-nude-scenes/85479/36 "2003-05-17T21:28:37Z")
> [@](#): > > Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy > > Author Douglas Adams (RIP) appears in cameo to illustrate the nature of man. > > He withdraws cash from a ATM, throws it away, and then walks nude into the sea to do away with himself. That’s fascinating, and I can’t remember it. When does it happen? ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-grinned-and-bared-it-funny-nude-scenes/85479/37 "2003-05-18T00:22:01Z")
In **Kramer vs Kramer** , Dustin Hoffman brings home a very young Meryl Streep to spend the night. At some point she gets up to go to the bathroom, completely naked, and is appalled to find Hoffman’s young son confronting her in the corridor. She spends an uncomfortably long moment trying to figure out what to do with her hands. ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-grinned-and-bared-it-funny-nude-scenes/85479/38 "2003-05-18T14:46:44Z")
That’s not Meryl Streep, who plays his estranged wife; it’s a woman he brought home after his wife left him. Already mentioned earlier in the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-grinned-and-bared-it-funny-nude-scenes/85479/39 "2003-05-18T15:02:06Z")
Funny you should ask. I just saw Jackie Chan’s _Accidental Spy_ today, and there’s a great scene where he gets chased out of a Turkish bath into the streets of Istanbul and has to fight the bad guys in a crowded marketplace, all the while using various borrowed objects to cover his modesty. The man is a genius. ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-grinned-and-bared-it-funny-nude-scenes/85479/40 "2003-05-18T17:04:12Z")
James Cromwell’s lillie white butt while being cuffed to a lightpole in the movie _Tank_ never fails to draw a chuckle. I do believe I’ve gotcha covered! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-grinned-and-bared-it-funny-nude-scenes/85479.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-grinned-and-bared-it-funny-nude-scenes/85479.md?page=3)