# They just aren't built like this anymore...\*sigh\* WARNING may cause severe drooling

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 4, 2001, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-just-arent-built-like-this-anymore-sigh-warning-may-cause-severe-drooling/85324 "2001-10-04T03:23:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Rocketeer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocketeer/32/4437_2.png) [@Rocketeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rocketeer)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-just-arent-built-like-this-anymore-sigh-warning-may-cause-severe-drooling/85324/41 "2001-10-05T13:46:12Z")

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**essvee** , the movie is “The Girl Can’t Help It”; not a bad flick. Jayne is very appealing.

The links that don’t work are of Aubrey Hepburn. I copied the address from my Netscape window, opened an Explorer window, and pasted the address. (Geez, what is that all about? Another Microsoft mess-up-the-competition thing?)

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**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-just-arent-built-like-this-anymore-sigh-warning-may-cause-severe-drooling/85324/42 "2001-10-05T15:16:22Z")

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> \*\*IE or Netscape? I use Netscape now because I haven’t been able to access Snopes with IE since 9/11. \*\*

IE. I downloaded the most recent Netscape and it screwed my setup royally, killing my Netscape completely. I’ve had too little time to do a proper roll-back, so I’m stuck with IE for the time-being.

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**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-just-arent-built-like-this-anymore-sigh-warning-may-cause-severe-drooling/85324/43 "2001-10-05T15:23:59Z")

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right you are, rocketeer. thanks for setting the record straight. for a mid fifties frothy sex comedy, its not bad, ill agree. i love that opening scene, not just for the creepy reactions of the men, but for the way jayne shakes _all_ that stuff down the street. women just arent built like that no more, and if they are, they sure arent sexualized for it.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-just-arent-built-like-this-anymore-sigh-warning-may-cause-severe-drooling/85324/44 "2001-10-05T16:03:11Z")

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I’ve always wondered if Mariska was adopted. She’s so SLENDER! Both of her “parents” had these barrel chests. Note that much of Jayne’s volupuosness is ribcage, accentuated by her sucking it in so hard all thetime–you’d think she was married to John Derek or something! (see: any nude picture of any of Derek’s wives)

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