# They left me to start a new pker thread. So here it is **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [October 2, 2015, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-left-me-to-start-a-new-pker-thread-so-here-it-is/733208 "2015-10-02T02:49:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2016, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-left-me-to-start-a-new-pker-thread-so-here-it-is/733208/24 "2016-01-29T03:29:25Z")
Well, we still don’t seem to have a new thread. So here are the results for 1/28/16: 1. Asterion 2. Crane 3. Dag ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2016, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-left-me-to-start-a-new-pker-thread-so-here-it-is/733208/25 "2016-02-03T16:20:20Z")
Every time I see this thread title, I think it is about PKers, then I open it and remember that it’s a typo. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Ace331](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Ace331](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace331)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2016, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-left-me-to-start-a-new-pker-thread-so-here-it-is/733208/26 "2016-02-04T22:13:06Z")
Anyone know if they have they updated it to where you can join groups through the mobile APP? ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2016, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-left-me-to-start-a-new-pker-thread-so-here-it-is/733208/27 "2016-02-06T23:01:14Z")
Last week, dag was simultaneously in first place and DFL at 50. This week, he is again in first place and DFL at 58. ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2016, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-left-me-to-start-a-new-pker-thread-so-here-it-is/733208/28 "2016-02-26T03:40:33Z")
Still can’t find the new thread. So for February 25, 2016: 1. asterion 2. dhkendall 3. crane ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2016, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-left-me-to-start-a-new-pker-thread-so-here-it-is/733208/29 "2016-02-26T03:42:33Z")
Got few more names in the standings: 1 asterion 78.2 2 Dag Otto 58.0 3 MentalGuy 45.0 4 Craneop2 44.7 ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-left-me-to-start-a-new-pker-thread-so-here-it-is/733208/30 "2016-03-04T03:29:08Z")
For anyone still listening, results for tonight: 1. Dag 2. Ast ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2016, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-left-me-to-start-a-new-pker-thread-so-here-it-is/733208/31 "2016-03-11T03:39:09Z")
Results for 3/10/16: 1. asterion 2. Dag Otto 3. DKH ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2016, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-left-me-to-start-a-new-pker-thread-so-here-it-is/733208/32 "2016-03-11T18:57:08Z")
posted standings last night, don’t know why they didn’t stick: 1 asterion 72.0 2 Dag Otto 58.4 3 MentalGuy 45.0 4 Craneop2 44.7 5 dhkendall 34.5 ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2016, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-left-me-to-start-a-new-pker-thread-so-here-it-is/733208/33 "2016-03-18T17:23:01Z")
Results for 17 March 1 dhkendall 2 dag Almost made it break with just two players. Hope you bastards had fun getting sloshed on St Patrick’s day rather than playing poker. ---
**Author:** ![MentalGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/439d5e/32.png) [@MentalGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MentalGuy)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2016, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-left-me-to-start-a-new-pker-thread-so-here-it-is/733208/34 "2016-03-18T17:50:41Z")
> [@Dag\_Otto](#): > > Results for 17 March > > 1 dhkendall > 2 dag > > Almost made it break with just two players. Hope you bastards had fun getting sloshed on St Patrick’s day rather than playing poker. Wasn’t drinking, but Kentucky was playing in the NCAA Tournament. ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2016, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-left-me-to-start-a-new-pker-thread-so-here-it-is/733208/35 "2016-03-18T20:41:52Z")
Sorry, I was up in Bernalillo losing a blackjack tournament. ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2016, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-left-me-to-start-a-new-pker-thread-so-here-it-is/733208/36 "2016-03-18T22:37:19Z")
newest standings: 1 asterion 72.0 2 Dag Otto 55.5 3 MentalGuy 45.0 4 Craneop2 44.7 5 dhkendall 44.7 ---
**Author:** ![MentalGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/439d5e/32.png) [@MentalGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MentalGuy)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-left-me-to-start-a-new-pker-thread-so-here-it-is/733208/37 "2016-03-25T02:10:47Z")
Here are the results for 3-24-16 after a grueling game of 5 hands. 1. MentalGuy 2. Dag Otto ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-left-me-to-start-a-new-pker-thread-so-here-it-is/733208/38 "2016-03-29T15:44:15Z")
> [@MentalGuy](#): > > Here are the results for 3-24-16 after a grueling game of 5 hands. > > 1. MentalGuy > 2. Dag Otto Any way to retrieve the hand history? ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2016, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-left-me-to-start-a-new-pker-thread-so-here-it-is/733208/39 "2016-03-30T01:21:29Z")
Let’s just say I overvalued a set of nines and leave it at that. ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2016, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-left-me-to-start-a-new-pker-thread-so-here-it-is/733208/40 "2016-03-30T04:15:03Z")
I meant trip nines. A set of nines would have been awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-left-me-to-start-a-new-pker-thread-so-here-it-is/733208/41 "2016-04-01T00:42:58Z")
Standings after 3-24: 1 asterion 72.0 2 Dag Otto 53.2 3 MentalGuy 51.5 4 Craneop2 44.7 5 dhkendall 44.7 ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-left-me-to-start-a-new-pker-thread-so-here-it-is/733208/42 "2016-04-01T03:04:40Z")
Doubt this changes the standings. Tonight’s results: 1. dag 2. Crane 3. dhkendall 4 Asterion ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-left-me-to-start-a-new-pker-thread-so-here-it-is/733208/43 "2016-04-01T03:09:26Z")
Final standings of the quarter: 1 asterion 66.6 2 Dag Otto 57.4 3 MentalGuy 51.5 4 Craneop2 48.1 5 dhkendall 43.8 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-left-me-to-start-a-new-pker-thread-so-here-it-is/733208.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-left-me-to-start-a-new-pker-thread-so-here-it-is/733208.md?page=3)