# They sacrifice newbies....don't they? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 19, 2000, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-sacrifice-newbies-dont-they/22891 "2000-06-19T20:02:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-sacrifice-newbies-dont-they/22891/21 "2000-06-20T02:41:12Z")
It’s like Life. **Be nice.** It’s really very fuckin’ simple. ---
**Author:** ![Argeable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b5ac83/32.png) [@Argeable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argeable)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-sacrifice-newbies-dont-they/22891/22 "2000-06-20T03:06:27Z")
If a big weird looking thing called Quetzatcoal says he wants to have you for dinner, tell an administrator immediately. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-sacrifice-newbies-dont-they/22891/23 "2000-06-20T04:01:54Z")
Bring offerings for the board veterans. I like chocolate doughnuts for breakfast. ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-sacrifice-newbies-dont-they/22891/24 "2000-06-20T19:33:56Z")
What?!?! These are the rules? I let myself be tied naked facedown to an altar, got spanked with a Swiffer, and then had someone pour dirty bong water on my head. Anal violation MIGHT have been a part of it, but I passed out and no one’s talking. I thought that’s what newbies had to go through. hmmmmmmm. ---
**Author:** ![BigJoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BigJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigJoe)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-sacrifice-newbies-dont-they/22891/25 "2000-06-20T19:46:38Z")
Cranky, They probably figured you would enjoy it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-sacrifice-newbies-dont-they/22891/26 "2000-06-20T19:49:00Z")
Thanks again to all of you!! I think I might have fun here! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-sacrifice-newbies-dont-they/22891/27 "2000-06-20T19:56:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > What?!?! These are the rules? I let myself be tied naked facedown to an altar, got spanked with a Swiffer, and then had someone pour dirty bong water on my head. Anal violation MIGHT have been a part of it, but I passed out and no one’s talking. > \*\* What! How come I was never tied tied naked and spanked?! (I can do without the anal violation though) Anyway, Silver\_Fire, I see no one mentioned the most important rule. If you are female you must send me nude pictures of yourself. I will be expecting to see the link shortly. If you are male, then the nude pix go to purplebear and SwimmingRiddles. Shayna gets the nude pix either way. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-sacrifice-newbies-dont-they/22891/28 "2000-06-20T20:09:08Z")
TVeblen sez: > [@](#): > > \*\* > And ignore Mr. Cynical; he’s grouchy right now because he hosted a Doper party at his house. Glad he finally made bail.\*\* I would not have been grouchy if you had only showed up. ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-sacrifice-newbies-dont-they/22891/29 "2000-06-20T20:38:41Z")
**Cranky** , You’ve got the rules right. For those with less than perfect posteriors we’re occasionally willing to overlook the initiation. 😉 SouthernStyle ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-sacrifice-newbies-dont-they/22891/30 "2000-06-20T20:47:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > For those with less than perfect posteriors we’re occasionally willing to overlook the initiation. 😉 > \*\* Are you insulting my ass? Just for that, SouthernStyle, I’m gonna take a picture of my ass and post a link to it here just for you. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-sacrifice-newbies-dont-they/22891/31 "2000-06-20T20:49:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Thanks again to all of you!! I think I might have fun here! \*\* You’re gonna have a blast. I can’t tell you how often I’ve choked on what I was drinking while reading the boards. You may want to put the glass down before reading anything here. ---
**Author:** ![Argeable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b5ac83/32.png) [@Argeable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argeable)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-sacrifice-newbies-dont-they/22891/32 "2000-06-20T22:01:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > What?!?! These are the rules? I let myself be tied naked facedown to an altar, got spanked with a Swiffer, and then had someone pour dirty bong water on my head. Anal violation MIGHT have been a part of it, but I passed out and no one’s talking. > \*\* Bah! That’s nothing! They made me a find a shrubbery! Then cut down a tree! With a herring! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-sacrifice-newbies-dont-they/22891.md?page=1)