# They Saved Hitler's... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 14, 2003, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-saved-hitlers/201624 "2003-09-14T21:58:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-saved-hitlers/201624/1 "2003-09-14T21:58:43Z")
[Penis](http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_805215.html), apparently > [@](#): > > Mr Zudropov claims his father, Vasiliy, was a Red Army soldier who saw action in Berlin and was one of the troops who was first into the Nazi’s command bunker, where he found Hitler’s body. > > Mr Zudropov said the Russian soldiers had stripped the body of clothing, then kicked and punched it before hacking it up, and that his dad had decided to keep a piece as a souvenir. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-saved-hitlers/201624/2 "2003-09-14T22:20:13Z")
Well, at least we all now know that Hitler entered the afterlife ill equipped to fuc|\< with anyone else. ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-saved-hitlers/201624/3 "2003-09-14T22:50:36Z")
But it doesn’t say how many testicles it has! ---
**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-saved-hitlers/201624/4 "2003-09-14T23:22:02Z")
Boy! Wouldn’t his face be red if it was just Goebbels!! [sub]What…?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Murcielago](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@Murcielago](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Murcielago)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-saved-hitlers/201624/5 "2003-09-14T23:46:31Z")
Nothing new here, the [Angry Samoans](http://www.emusic.com/cd/10599/10599387.html) knew “They saved Hitler’s cock” way back in the 80s. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-saved-hitlers/201624/6 "2003-09-15T00:36:23Z")
[Cecil has dealt with the testicle question.](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_128b.html) As for the penis thing: I doubt it. Ananova has fallen for fake stories before. Cecil’s column talks about autopsies of the body, and you’d think Cecil - or a doctor - would have mentioned something like a missing schvanstuker. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-saved-hitlers/201624/7 "2003-09-15T22:05:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Marley23 \* > \*\*[Cecil has dealt with the testicle question.](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_128b.html) > > As for the penis thing: I doubt it. Ananova has fallen for fake stories before. Cecil’s column talks about autopsies of the body, and you’d think Cecil - or a doctor - would have mentioned something like a missing schvanstuker. \*\* Other news sources have reported the sale as well, which doesn’t mean anything, of course. Still, Napoleon’s pecker was supposedly put up for auction until folks realized what it was… ---
**Author:** ![InTheField](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f05b48/32.png) [@InTheField](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InTheField)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-saved-hitlers/201624/8 "2003-09-15T22:14:34Z")
> [@](#): > > Other news sources have reported the sale as well, which doesn’t mean anything, of course. Still, Napoleon’s pecker was supposedly put up for auction until folks realized what it was… Oh come on! What was it really?? A pickle? A fossilized hot dog? A winkie from a fellow named Napoleeon? don’t keep us in suspense here! ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-saved-hitlers/201624/9 "2003-09-15T22:19:39Z")
It was originally listed as “a small shriveled dried object” and then, apparently, someone got a good look at it and discerned what the object really was! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-saved-hitlers/201624/10 "2003-09-15T22:50:04Z")
I need this for my “Crazy world conquoring Generals’ Penises” collection! They’re like Pokemon, i gotta catch 'em all! ---
**Author:** ![Lateralus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@Lateralus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lateralus)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-saved-hitlers/201624/11 "2003-09-15T23:21:57Z")
I heard that he ordered a few of those around him to dispose of his and his wife’s body after he shot her and himself. I think they dug a shallow hole outside the bunker and burnt the bodies. I doubt any flesh remains of Hitler survived that. - Lat ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-saved-hitlers/201624/12 "2003-09-15T23:26:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lateralus \* > \*\*I heard that he ordered a few of those around him to dispose of his and his wife’s body after he shot her and himself. I think they dug a shallow hole outside the bunker and burnt the bodies. I doubt any flesh remains of Hitler survived that. > > - Lat \*\* I know that one of the photos of a partially burned Hitler in a shallow grave is actually the body of one of his doubles. It’s possible that the wanker in question comes from that body.