# They say age ain't nothin' but a number... Is it true, Tygr? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 17, 2001, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-say-age-aint-nothin-but-a-number-is-it-true-tygr/72862 "2001-07-17T23:11:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-say-age-aint-nothin-but-a-number-is-it-true-tygr/72862/1 "2001-07-17T23:11:57Z")
After all, today _did_ bring you into a new decade… 😃 Happy big 30, my good friend!!! Glad you made it this far, and I hope you make it twice-again! So let’s get this party started… drinks at the bar (any kind, any flavor… I like to stock these things right!), hot tub at the ready in the back, and tunes starting up to get people’s toes tapping. I’ve put out the call for a bevy of beautiful Doper-ladies to come help you celebrate in style. They should be here soon. So tell me, is there anything _else_ I can do to make this birthday memorable??? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-say-age-aint-nothin-but-a-number-is-it-true-tygr/72862/2 "2001-07-17T23:25:55Z")
Happy Birthday, **Tygr** , my sweet! I brought the Jello Pit and it’s set up over there. I remember how much you loooved the Jello. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-say-age-aint-nothin-but-a-number-is-it-true-tygr/72862/3 "2001-07-17T23:44:53Z")
Happy Birthday **Tygr** How about a birthday lap dance? ---
**Author:** ![Tyklfe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@Tyklfe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tyklfe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-say-age-aint-nothin-but-a-number-is-it-true-tygr/72862/4 "2001-07-18T00:02:42Z")
Happy Birthday! Just remember - Saying you’re 30 is not **just** another way of saying you’re old! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-say-age-aint-nothin-but-a-number-is-it-true-tygr/72862/5 "2001-07-18T00:14:41Z")
Did someone say Jello Pit? ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-say-age-aint-nothin-but-a-number-is-it-true-tygr/72862/6 "2001-07-18T00:15:13Z")
Woooo! **Tygr** , Happy birthday! 30, huh? Ouch 😃 ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-say-age-aint-nothin-but-a-number-is-it-true-tygr/72862/7 "2001-07-18T00:22:43Z")
Oops, forgot to say Happy Birthday **Tyger**. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-say-age-aint-nothin-but-a-number-is-it-true-tygr/72862/8 "2001-07-18T01:33:51Z")
Hey **blur** … Race you to the Jello Pit! ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-say-age-aint-nothin-but-a-number-is-it-true-tygr/72862/9 "2001-07-18T02:38:50Z")
Happy Happy Birthday Baby (I can’t remember the rest of the song, and I think it was sad anyway, so forget the song and just have a wonderful day) Scotti ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-say-age-aint-nothin-but-a-number-is-it-true-tygr/72862/10 "2001-07-18T05:10:25Z")
\ Well, helloooooooo, **Tygr**. Happy Birthday, my dear. I just looooooove a big, strong hunk of man who is finally old enough to know just what to do, and young enough to do it right. 😉 Come here, dear, to the hot tub TP was kind enough to place in this quiet corner. I’m saving a special hug just for you. [sub]_purrrrrrrrr…prrrrrrrrr…grrrrwwll…_[/sub] HI **True Pisces**! {{{{{{TP}}}}}} \ ---
**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-say-age-aint-nothin-but-a-number-is-it-true-tygr/72862/11 "2001-07-18T05:30:24Z")
Happy Birthday, Tygr! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-say-age-aint-nothin-but-a-number-is-it-true-tygr/72862/12 "2001-07-18T06:03:04Z")
Happy B-day Tygr! ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-say-age-aint-nothin-but-a-number-is-it-true-tygr/72862/13 "2001-07-18T06:41:36Z")
[syrupy voice] A biggol’ smooch and a loving scritch behind the ears for mah fuzzy widdle kitty. [/syrupy voice] Happy birthday, Tygr!!! ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-say-age-aint-nothin-but-a-number-is-it-true-tygr/72862/14 "2001-07-18T13:47:28Z")
**TP** , yer awesome. A Straight Dope surprise birfday party of my very own!! :o 🆒 😃 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > **Happy big 30, my good friend!!! Glad you made it this far, and I hope you make it twice-again!** Thank you, my dear. Yeah, better watch out for me when I’m 90 - that’ll prob’ly be me sneakin’ in the back window of the ol’ ladies home. > [@](#): > > **So let’s get this party started… drinks at the bar (any kind, any flavor… I like to stock these things right!), hot tub at the ready in the back, and tunes starting up to get people’s toes tapping.** I’ll have what Mister Stonebender’s having - Bushsmill’s, neat. :: fires up his special-occasion Cuban :: > [@](#): > > \*\*So tell me, is there anything _else_ I can do to make this birthday memorable??? 😉 \*\* Yeah, c’mere… _smoooooooch!_ 🆒:D:cool: And I’ll get to the hot tub in a minute. But first… > [@](#): > > **I’ve put out the call for a bevy of beautiful Doper-ladies to come help you celebrate in style. They should be here soon.** :: Looks around the room :: Wowsers. Mission accomplished, I’d say. Beautiful women everywhere, including your lovely self. Handshakes to **Tyklfe** and **blur** , who’s living up to his username in his haste to the Jello pit. Hugs and pecks on the cheek to **Obsidian Flutterby** , **celestina** , and **Scotti**. **screech-owl** : _rrrrowwwrrlll_ Back a litt…over to the… ahhhh yes. Hmmmmmrrrrrr… Thanks, hon. _smooch back_ Tygrs love scritches… **Mauvaise** : 😛 They say you’re only as old as you feel. So tell me, how do I feel? **Arden** : A Jello pit just ain’t right unless you join me there. **hardygrrl** : I thought you’d never ask. 😃 Say, I’ve never had a lap dance IN a Jello pit… :: Not too long a while later, he rinses off the Jello and slips into the hot tub alongside the Lavendar Lady. :: Thank you, dear lady **purplebear** , for your kind words. It’s always pleasant to find a lovely, sweet woman who, ah, _appreciates_ that combination.😉 [sup]_rowwrrr…mmmrrrowlll…[/sup]_ ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-say-age-aint-nothin-but-a-number-is-it-true-tygr/72862/15 "2001-07-18T16:16:11Z")
Well, if you’re going to leave like that… **blur** sweetie… Come to hardygrrl 😉