# They say you can find anything online...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-say-you-can-find-anything-online/231426>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 27, 2004, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-say-you-can-find-anything-online/231426 "2004-02-27T05:34:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-say-you-can-find-anything-online/231426/1 "2004-02-27T05:34:28Z")

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…but there’s one thing I haven’t been able to find.

And I’ve been looking for years.

Albino porn.

More out of curiosity than anything else. I’ll admit I like pale women, but I just want to know what albinesses look like down there. Nipples, naughty bits, even the presence of an odd kind of tan line.

Inquiring minds want to know!

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-say-you-can-find-anything-online/231426/2 "2004-02-27T05:39:52Z")

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Damn, the dubious smiley isn’t working.  
\<looks sideways at **Tentacle Monster** anyway\>

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**Author:** ![msklystron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/43a26b/32.png) [@msklystron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msklystron)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-say-you-can-find-anything-online/231426/3 "2004-02-27T05:58:15Z")

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> [@Tentacle Monster](#):
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> …but there’s one thing I haven’t been able to find.
> 
> And I’ve been looking for years.
> 
> Albino porn.
> 
> More out of curiosity than anything else. I’ll admit I like pale women, but I just want to know what albinesses look like down there. Nipples, naughty bits, even the presence of an odd kind of tan line.
> 
> Inquiring minds want to know!

Oh my. One can always use one’s imagination… I’m writing a graphic novel (comic book) with evil albino cyborg chicks who travel in pairs. They’ll be wearing spacesuits most of the time.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-say-you-can-find-anything-online/231426/4 "2004-02-27T07:13:31Z")

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Gamma correction, perhaps?

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**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-say-you-can-find-anything-online/231426/5 "2004-02-27T07:36:02Z")

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Perhaps albinos never have sex, and that’s why there’s so few of them…  
…or, perhaps not. Sorry, I don’t have anything I can email you.

My guess is pink.

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**Author:** ![Extraneous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/0ea827/32.png) [@Extraneous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Extraneous)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-say-you-can-find-anything-online/231426/6 "2004-02-27T08:09:22Z")

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Isn’t this a "file under ‘duh’?

Albino = no skin pigment. Ergo, all surfaces covered with skin = colorless.

Mucus membranes, OTOH, are colored by the blood flowing just beneath the surface.

Extrapolate from there.