# They stole my old identity!

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**Created:** [March 11, 2002, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-stole-my-old-identity/97581 "2002-03-11T15:08:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![tetsusaru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f14d63/32.png) [@tetsusaru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tetsusaru)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-stole-my-old-identity/97581/1 "2002-03-11T15:08:22Z")

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So now I have a new one. And I have risen from the ashes of my dead self and I have become stronger than before. Kneel before me! Kneel, I say!