# They (were) doing it again... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 16, 2004, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-were-doing-it-again/250604 "2004-06-16T03:44:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-were-doing-it-again/250604/1 "2004-06-16T03:44:53Z")
The lesbians who live in the room next to mine are having loud sex. I know I’m going to get flamed but lesbian sex angers and confuses me. I hear sex sounds and think “Ooh! Sex!”, and then I realize its two women. It’s the bait and switch that really gets to me. My phallocentric brain can’t process the idea of sex without a man involved. I honestly can’t imagine what two women can do in bed that would be pleasurable enough to make them groan so loudly. Yeah, I don’t know why I thought this was worth reposting after my [mistake](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=261818), but I’m up, so might as well. ---
**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-were-doing-it-again/250604/2 "2004-06-16T03:46:27Z")
Glutton for punishment, eh? ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-were-doing-it-again/250604/3 "2004-06-16T03:52:35Z")
> [@pizzabrat](#): > > I honestly can’t imagine what two women can do in bed that would be pleasurable enough to make them groan so loudly. Clearly, you’re doing it wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-were-doing-it-again/250604/4 "2004-06-16T04:01:42Z")
> [@pizzabrat](#): > > … I honestly can’t imagine what two women can do in bed that would be pleasurable enough to make them groan so loudly… Well, not to be super blunt but haven’t you ever gone down on anyone before? In my experience, women like that and they tend to moan. Just because someone may not have a dick doesn’t’ mean that they are lacking a tongue and hands. In chapter 2 I will introduce the concept of vibrators and strap-ons. ---
**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-were-doing-it-again/250604/5 "2004-06-16T04:01:52Z")
BOWM chicka chicka BOWM WOMN chicka chicka chicka chicka . . . ---
**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-were-doing-it-again/250604/6 "2004-06-16T04:07:00Z")
Who are you to deny the D.P.? ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-were-doing-it-again/250604/7 "2004-06-16T04:08:20Z")
> [@minty green](#): > > Who are you to deny the D.P.? BOWM chicka chicka BOWM WOMN chicka chicka chicka chicka . . . 😉😛 ---
**Author:** ![BytopianDream](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9de0a6/32.png) [@BytopianDream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BytopianDream)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-were-doing-it-again/250604/8 "2004-06-16T04:17:05Z")
Since we are supposed to eliminate all forms of ignorance, maybe you should get educated!? Seriously, I can think of like 50 million things just off hand I could do just without a penis. And lesbians are able, both physically and mentally, to use any sort of fun penetration devices. It is not against the lesbian code or anything. WOW! I coded a link right! Sweet! ---
**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-were-doing-it-again/250604/9 "2004-06-16T04:19:19Z")
> [@BytopianDream](#): > > Seriously, I can think of like 50 million things just off hand I could do just without a penis. Off hand? Without a penis? I think not. ---
**Author:** ![elfbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b782af/32.png) [@elfbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfbabe)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-were-doing-it-again/250604/10 "2004-06-16T04:23:16Z")
> [@minty green](#): > > Who are you to deny the D.P.? Ah, they’re 1920’s style “Death Lesbians” ---
**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-were-doing-it-again/250604/11 "2004-06-16T04:26:23Z")
When come back, bring pie. [sub]Okay, I’m totally going to hell for that one.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-were-doing-it-again/250604/12 "2004-06-16T04:32:13Z")
> [@](#): > > My phallocentric brain can’t process the idea of sex without a man involved. Well, good to know at least that two guys doing it doesn’t bother you. ---
**Author:** ![elfbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b782af/32.png) [@elfbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfbabe)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-were-doing-it-again/250604/13 "2004-06-16T04:35:40Z")
Anyway, seriously… just bang on the wall a couple of times if the noise bothers you. Or ask them to keep it down. Or wear headphones. Or imagine that you’re in bed with TWO women and use them as the soundtrack… though I honestly can’t imagine what you could do to two women in bed that would be pleasurable enough to make them groan at all if you’re this confused by lesbians. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Daisy\_Mae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/46a35a/32.png) [@Daisy\_Mae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daisy_Mae)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-were-doing-it-again/250604/14 "2004-06-16T04:45:13Z")
> [@pizzabrat](#): > > The lesbians who live in the room next to mine are having loud sex. I know I’m going to get flamed but lesbian sex angers and confuses me. Angers you? WTF? Confuses you I can buy, but angers you? Please explain. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-were-doing-it-again/250604/15 "2004-06-16T04:50:27Z")
I’d be angry too. So close… yet so very far away. ---
**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-were-doing-it-again/250604/16 "2004-06-16T04:55:09Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Well, good to know at least that two guys doing it doesn’t bother you. Well _duh_. > [@Daisy Mae](#): > > Angers you? WTF? > > Confuses you I can buy, but angers you? Please explain. The bait and switch is the part angers me. When I hear the sex groans, I’m all turgid in anticipation for fantasizing until I remember that there are no men involved in the act I’m hearing to fantasize about. It’s like a cruel trick. ---
**Author:** ![elfbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b782af/32.png) [@elfbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfbabe)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-were-doing-it-again/250604/17 "2004-06-16T04:57:28Z")
> [@pizzabrat](#): > > The bait and switch is the part angers me. Yes, **pizzabrat** , the lesbians are having sex _just to piss you off_. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Purl_McKnittington)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-were-doing-it-again/250604/18 "2004-06-16T05:02:55Z")
> [@minty green](#): > > When come back, bring pie. > [sub]Okay, I’m totally going to hell for that one.[/sub] Cherry pie? ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-were-doing-it-again/250604/19 "2004-06-16T05:19:11Z")
I thought the last **pizzabrat** thread was the stupidest one ever. I was wrong. ---
**Author:** ![elfbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b782af/32.png) [@elfbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfbabe)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-were-doing-it-again/250604/20 "2004-06-16T05:28:01Z")
Just noticing this now, but… > [@pizzabrat](#): > > …until I remember that there are no men involved in the act I’m hearing to fantasize about. Oh. Well, if it’s men you’d like to fantasize about, I guess I CAN see why having a couple of lesbians moaning would be kind of annoying. My apologies. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-were-doing-it-again/250604.md?page=2)