# They're called "bl\*w job" boots for a reason!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [July 28, 2009, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600 "2009-07-28T21:35:18Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2009, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/1 "2009-07-28T21:35:18Z")
They’re called ‘bl\*w job’ boots for a reason, ladies! I put on leather combat boots, along with skintight jeans and a sombrero, and dragged my butt out of the house to the park. I noticed you by the fountain and I approached you with a smile. I even tipped my sombrero respectfully.
So why the h\*ll did you slap me when I asked for a blowjob?! You’re not even doing anything, you’re just loitering in the park.
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### Author:  [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2009, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/2 "2009-07-28T21:36:23Z")
Awesome.
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### Author:  [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2009, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/3 "2009-07-28T21:40:04Z")
You. Do. NOT. Want. To. Know. What. Happens. When. You. Wear. Pink. Crocks.
Kinky as hell? Yes.
Good? No
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### Author:  [@smiling\_bandit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smiling_bandit)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2009, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/4 "2009-07-28T21:43:38Z")
_snrk_
_cough_
Pardon me, I think I just accidentally expelled milk from my nostrils to a point somwhere in Bangladesh.
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### Author:  [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2009, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/5 "2009-07-28T22:18:52Z")
That boots and sombrero combination means that your looking to get, not looking to give? Jeez, if I ever see that guy again, I’m gonna apologize!
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### Author:  [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2009, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/6 "2009-07-28T22:25:22Z")
When do we get to the r\*m job flip-flops?
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### Author:  [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2009, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/7 "2009-07-28T22:31:59Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> When do we get to the r\*m job flip-flops?
I have your r\*m job flip flops, Ekers. You’re not getting them back until I feel you’ve matured.
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### Author:  [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2009, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/8 "2009-07-28T23:02:00Z")
Be very careful! If you mistakenly substitute shower clogs for flop-flops, it means you want to be buggered by a leper!
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### Author:  [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2009, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/9 "2009-07-28T23:08:59Z")
> [@elucidator](#):
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> Be very careful! If you mistakenly substitute shower clogs for flop-flops, it means you want to be buggered by a leper!
Well, as long as he leaves a tip…
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### Author:  [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2009, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/10 "2009-07-28T23:32:24Z")
When you’re done, I need my sombrero back.
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### Author:  [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2009, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/11 "2009-07-28T23:50:54Z")
If, years ago, the full description was “Joan Crawford Come Fuck Me Shoes,” shouldn’t that be a “Ramon Novarro Blowjob Sombrero?”
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### Author:  [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2009, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/12 "2009-07-28T23:53:18Z")
> [@silenus](#):
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> Well, as long as he leaves a tip…
So glad to know I’m not the sickest person here. By light-years!
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### Author:  [@Bob\_Baks\_Noogiehead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Baks_Noogiehead)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2009, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/13 "2009-07-29T00:02:26Z")
Where are you? I may need to alert my gay posse.
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### Author:  [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2009, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/14 "2009-07-29T00:06:48Z")
You must be wearing them wrong. I can barely walk around in mine, what with all the women clamoring to suck my penis. I’ve tried carrying a squirt bottle but it doesn’t dissuade them.
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### Author:  [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2009, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/15 "2009-07-29T00:10:29Z")
> [@billfish678](#):
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> You. Do. NOT. Want. To. Know. What. Happens. When. You. Wear. Pink. Crocks.
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> Kinky as hell? Yes.
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> Good? No
That’s not half as strange as what happens when you paint your feet red and yellow and run around barefoot.
_Curls into fetal position_ those poor, poor baby seals.
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### Author:  [@incidental](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/incidental)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2009, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/16 "2009-07-29T00:13:46Z")
> [@Giraffe](#):
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> You must be wearing them wrong. I can barely walk around in mine, what with all the women clamoring to suck my penis. I’ve tried carrying a squirt bottle but it doesn’t dissuade them.
Well, stop filling the squirt bottle with chocolate syrup. Yeesh.
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### Author:  [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2009, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/17 "2009-07-29T00:25:45Z")
> [@incidental](#):
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> Well, stop filling the squirt bottle with chocolate syrup. Yeesh.
It’s actually Magic Shell. I figure I just need a protective coating and I’ll be OK…
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### Author:  [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2009, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/18 "2009-07-29T00:28:46Z")
Honestly you’ve got a better case for complaining than that other poster had.
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### Author:  [@Mom-of-Andrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mom-of-Andrew)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2009, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/19 "2009-07-29T00:45:01Z")
> [@Michael\_Ellis](#):
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> Honestly you’ve got a better case for complaining than that other poster had.
I resemble that remark. (I think this thread is hysterical.)
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### Author:  [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2009, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/20 "2009-07-29T01:10:36Z")
> [@elucidator](#):
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> That boots and sombrero combination means that your looking to get, not looking to give? Jeez, if I ever see that guy again, I’m gonna apologize!
Did he have leather chaps on? That would have made your confusion understandable.
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