# They're called "bl\*w job" boots for a reason! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 28, 2009, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600 "2009-07-28T21:35:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Gfactor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/21 "2009-07-29T01:13:57Z")
For those who haven’t scanned recent threads, this thread is a parody of: [They're called 'f\*ck me' shoes for a reason! - The BBQ Pit - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=526059) Folks seem to be having fun with it. Carry on. **Gfactor** Pit Moderator ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/22 "2009-07-29T01:34:05Z")
> [@smiling\_bandit](#): > > _snrk_ > > _cough_ > > Pardon me, I think I just accidentally expelled milk from my nostrils to a point somwhere in Bangladesh. Nice to know you’re concerned about the famine there, even if your mode of transporting comestibles to them is, shall we say, a trifle unorthodox! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/23 "2009-07-29T01:41:20Z")
The natives still speak in tones of awe about the Nostrils of Ganesh. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/24 "2009-07-29T01:55:25Z")
I’m sorry **MomOfAndrew.** Don’t let the natives get you down. It appears you haven’t. Good on ya. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/25 "2009-07-29T01:56:22Z")
> [@Gfactor](#): > > Carry on. Who are you, Frank Burns? ---
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/26 "2009-07-29T01:56:38Z")
My wife just asked me why I was giggling while reading the 'Dope. I told her I needed to find my boots. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/27 "2009-07-29T02:45:43Z")
> [@MOIDALIZE](#): > > They’re called ‘bl\*w job’ boots for a reason, ladies! I put on leather combat boots, along with skintight jeans and a sombrero, and dragged my butt out of the house to the park. I noticed you by the fountain and I approached you with a smile. I even tipped my sombrero respectfully. > > So why the h\*ll did you slap me when I asked for a blowjob?! You’re not even doing anything, you’re just loitering in the park. You’re not supposed to _ask_ outright. Jeez. That’s what the outfit is for. Just tap your foot three times and go wait in the restroom. And stop ruining it for the rest of us. ---
**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/28 "2009-07-29T02:47:29Z")
This explains a lot… **I** was wearing the boots… ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/29 "2009-07-29T02:59:06Z")
> [@dragonlady](#): > > This explains a lot… **I** was wearing the boots… Well, as long as you adopted a wide stance… ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/30 "2009-07-29T03:04:59Z")
Maybe you should wear a real mexican sombrero. An urban sombrero definitely sends the wrong message. ---
**Author:** ![Pedro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@Pedro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pedro)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/31 "2009-07-29T03:09:50Z")
Did you do the smirk and raise your eyebrows? If not, there’s your problem, you need to improve your communication skills. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/32 "2009-07-29T03:10:17Z")
More band names in this thread than in the 99 cent bin at Walmart: "And now for the semifinals of the battle of the bands, put your hands together for Nostrils of Ganesh Rimjob Flipflops Ramon Novarro Blowjob Sombrero and Buggered by a Leper ." ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/33 "2009-07-29T03:12:41Z")
“And, of course, Steely Dan…” ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/34 "2009-07-29T04:07:50Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > I have your r\*m job flip flops, Ekers. You’re not getting them back until I feel you’ve matured. Bryan Ekers has been here a long, long time - I don’t think he’ll be getting his r\*m job flip flops back any time soon. ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/35 "2009-07-29T04:20:19Z")
> [@MOIDALIZE](#): > > Did he have leather chaps on? That would have made your confusion understandable. The leather chaps were in the bushes watching. ---
**Author:** ![TonyF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9de053/32.png) [@TonyF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonyF)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/36 "2009-07-29T04:29:47Z")
These boots were made for walkin’ and that’s just- What’s that? They’re not for walking? I… oh. ---
**Author:** ![bengangmo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@bengangmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bengangmo)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/37 "2009-07-29T07:52:38Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Be very careful! If you mistakenly substitute shower clogs for flop-flops, it means you want to be buggered by a leper! And he’ll even let you keep the tip! ---
**Author:** ![bengangmo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@bengangmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bengangmo)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/38 "2009-07-29T07:55:44Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Well, as long as he leaves a tip… Will I’ll be buggered (but not by a leper please) - I should have read the rest of the thread before rushing to post. Damn it all ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/39 "2009-07-29T08:05:09Z")
Disgusting, the lot of you. If it’s blowjobs you want, you have to hang out around a school crossing with a bag of candy in your hands. Pay no attention to the crossing guard, even when she threatens to call the cops. ---
**Author:** ![bengangmo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@bengangmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bengangmo)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/40 "2009-07-29T08:07:55Z")
> [@LouisB](#): > > Disgusting, the lot of you. If it’s blowjobs you want, you have to hang out around a school crossing with a bag of candy in your hands. Pay no attention to the crossing guard, even when she threatens to call the cops. Hey I know that crossing guard - she could suck start a Harley (actually, she once did suck start my pal Harley but that’s a whole nother thread) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600.md?page=3)