# They're called "bl\*w job" boots for a reason! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 28, 2009, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600 "2009-07-28T21:35:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Mom-of-Andrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@Mom-of-Andrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mom-of-Andrew)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/61 "2009-07-31T03:22:20Z")
> [@MOIDALIZE](#): > > If I can just hash out the kinks, I’m confident I can get this right. If you remove the kink, it will never be right. ---
**Author:** ![Hero\_From\_Sector\_7G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@Hero\_From\_Sector\_7G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hero_From_Sector_7G)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/62 "2009-07-31T05:56:25Z")
I demand kink at 10:30 tonight! ---
**Author:** ![Enniaunus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b2d939/32.png) [@Enniaunus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enniaunus)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/63 "2009-07-31T06:23:57Z")
> [@Hero\_From\_Sector\_7G](#): > > I demand kink at 10:30 tonight! Kinks aren’t all they’re cracked up to be. The last time I asked for one I got a transvestite named Lola. not the best roll in the hay I’ve ever had, but (s)he was absolutely smashing at Cribbage. Hell of a drug, cocaine… ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/64 "2009-08-04T03:53:55Z")
> [@MOIDALIZE](#): > > Did he have leather chaps on? That would have made your confusion understandable. Thank you for not calling them “assless chaps” like so many do. They’re assless by definition, people! Stop calling them that! You’re not going to get your dicks sucked wearing sleeveless muscle shirts, either. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/65 "2009-08-04T03:59:08Z")
NOW you tell me! A bag of five, $5.95, K-Mart, shot to hell! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/66 "2009-08-04T17:04:13Z")
> [@elfkin477](#): > > Thank you for not calling them “assless chaps” like so many do. They’re assless by definition, people! Stop calling them that! You’re not going to get your dicks sucked wearing sleeveless muscle shirts, either. So I’d noticed. Or anything else, either. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600/67 "2009-08-04T17:07:07Z")
> [@Gfactor](#): > > For those who haven’t scanned recent threads, this thread is a parody of: [They're called 'f\*ck me' shoes for a reason! - The BBQ Pit - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=526059) > > Folks seem to be having fun with it. Carry on. > > **Gfactor** > Pit Moderator “Chinese troops check to ensure the demonstration is peaceful before opening fire.” 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-called-bl-w-job-boots-for-a-reason/504600.md?page=3)