# They're doing it again...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-doing-it-again/250600>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [June 16, 2004, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-doing-it-again/250600 "2004-06-16T03:12:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-doing-it-again/250600/1 "2004-06-16T03:12:44Z")

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The lesbians who live in the room next to mine are having loud sex. I know I’m going to get flamed but lesbian sex angers and confuses me. I hear sex sounds and think “Ooh! Sex!”, and then I realize its two women. It’s the bait and switch that really gets to me. My phallocentric brain can’t process the idea of sex without a man involved. I honestly can’t imagine what two women can do in bed that would be pleasurable enough to make them groan so loudly (BTW, my flameproof suit consists of the fact that I’m not conjuring up these images just to make myself angry, they’re being imposed on me, and not only did I not move into a house with a lesbian couple, I didn’t move into a house with women _at all_.).

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**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-doing-it-again/250600/2 "2004-06-16T03:13:57Z")

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…and _that_ was obviously meant for the pit. Sorry… ☹

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**Author:** ![Zagadka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zagadka/32/7272_2.png) [@Zagadka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zagadka)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-doing-it-again/250600/3 "2004-06-16T03:19:45Z")

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_Jealous_

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**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-doing-it-again/250600/4 "2004-06-16T03:34:24Z")

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Wrong forum, locked. Repost if you want in the Pit.

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