# They're Not Supposed To Learn This 'Til They're Teens!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-not-supposed-to-learn-this-til-theyre-teens/414143>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 2, 2007, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-not-supposed-to-learn-this-til-theyre-teens/414143 "2007-08-02T16:30:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Auntbeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Auntbeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Auntbeast)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-not-supposed-to-learn-this-til-theyre-teens/414143/21 "2007-08-06T16:31:31Z")

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This thread cursed me.

I woke up this morning with an approximately 30lb wide awake toddler sitting on my ribs, banging on me to wake up. Yep, the chants of “Attica! Attica!” were heard around the world as my child learned to get out of her crib.

To quote my sister-in-law, it is no longer any fun at all. 😛

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-not-supposed-to-learn-this-til-theyre-teens/414143/22 "2007-08-06T17:05:44Z")

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Behold the power of the SDMB.

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