# They're very bad people.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-very-bad-people/592594>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 13, 2011, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-very-bad-people/592594 "2011-08-13T18:13:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-very-bad-people/592594/21 "2011-08-13T21:36:59Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> People who accept money to take on the role of Designated Hitter on American League “baseball” teams.

Shouldn’t this thread be in the Game Room?

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**Author:** ![groo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecd19e/32.png) [@groo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/groo)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-very-bad-people/592594/22 "2011-08-13T21:58:37Z")

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> [@AK84](#):
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> Who are these people?

The people I/we/you disagree with. If you don’t agree, you’re on the list.

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**Author:** ![Ibanez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a4c791/32.png) [@Ibanez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibanez)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-very-bad-people/592594/23 "2011-08-13T22:00:56Z")

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> [@AK84](#):
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> Who are these people?

Probably Canadians.

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-very-bad-people/592594/24 "2011-08-13T23:01:28Z")

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> [@Steken](#):
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> I first read that as “Designated Hitler.”

Me too!

(Could it be people who make "Me too! posts?)

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-very-bad-people/592594/25 "2011-08-13T23:40:35Z")

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It’s either people who declaw their cats, or able-bodied people who treat handicapped spaces as the unloading zone.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-very-bad-people/592594/26 "2011-08-13T23:46:08Z")

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> [@AK84](#):
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> Who are these people?

Am I the only one who read that in Jerry Seinfeld’s voice?

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-very-bad-people/592594/27 "2011-08-13T23:54:50Z")

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The greys?

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-very-bad-people/592594/28 "2011-08-13T23:55:13Z")

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Monty Python, as usual, said it all:

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> I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-very-bad-people/592594/29 "2011-08-13T23:56:20Z")

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> [@Lord\_Ashtar](#):
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> Am I the only one who read that in Jerry Seinfeld’s voice?

Close, I read it in Gilbert Gottfried’s imitation of Jerry Seinfeld’s voice.

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**Author:** ![Steken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Steken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steken)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-very-bad-people/592594/30 "2011-08-14T00:01:36Z")

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> [@njtt](#):
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> Me too!
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> (Could it be people who make "Me too! posts?)

Nah, but those people who forget to write the second " symbol, you know the one that is supposed to mark the end of a quotation, so you never really know where the quotation ends, or maybe start thinking that "hey, maybe everything they ever wrote after that, ever, was still part of that original quotation too, so that everything they ever wrote after that was part of this super-duper-quotation that just went on and on forever and forever and this makes you really nervous because you’re suddenly dealing with a really, really long quotation that never seems to end and it gives you this cosmic perspective on things and everything and you realize that human existence is oh but vanity, vanity, the vanity of vanities… Yeah, those people really suck. They just bum me out, man.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-very-bad-people/592594/31 "2011-08-14T00:16:24Z")

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> [@Maastricht](#):
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> This is a parody of what? I don’t get it.

Pretty obviously, it’s a parody (and not much of an exaggeration) of how many people (especially the right) talk about the bogeyman of the week. Communists, socialists, liberals, Muslims, poor people, whatever. “They hate our freedom!”

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-very-bad-people/592594/32 "2011-08-14T00:23:35Z")

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The OP is absolutely right, and we’re working to stop those people, because somebody has to.

Your contribution will help us preserve our way of life, and save society, for our children. $25, $50, whatever you can. Give until it hurts. Their side has a magical evil source of funding. We don’t. We’re grassroots. We appreciate your contribution.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-very-bad-people/592594/33 "2011-08-14T00:26:41Z")

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> [@Smeghead](#):
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> Down with this sort of thing!

“For those who like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing they like.” – Abraham Lincoln

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-very-bad-people/592594/34 "2011-08-14T01:48:11Z")

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Your so vain, you probably think this thread is about you…

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**Author:** ![Hyperelastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Hyperelastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hyperelastic)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-very-bad-people/592594/35 "2011-08-14T02:17:23Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> Pretty obviously, it’s a parody (and not much of an exaggeration) of how many people (especially the right) talk about the bogeyman of the week. Communists, socialists, liberals, Muslims, poor people, whatever. “They hate our freedom!”

I know! “Many people” hate all that is decent and we must oppose them with every fiber of our being. They will not rest until every one of us lies dead or slavering in our own filth. The conflict between us, who possess true knowledge of good and evil, versus them, who only claim to possess it but in reality have minds warped by fear and envy, is building to a climax that will determine the course of human history!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-very-bad-people/592594/36 "2011-08-14T03:19:22Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> The greys?

I want to know where I can buy a gray.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-very-bad-people/592594/37 "2011-08-14T03:52:38Z")

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Let’s face it.

I’m against you.

Because you’re lazy, stupid and cruel. Because your ways don’t make sense and you’re too stupid to do things my way.

Because let’s face it. If you were left alone on a featureless plain on the other side of the planet, you’d probably still manage to set yourself on fire and somehow cause me annoyances.

Because if I didn’t oppose you, you’d go on to greater and greater heights of dumbfuckitude, believing that YOU of all people were right about everything.

Instead of me.

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**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-very-bad-people/592594/38 "2011-08-14T04:47:55Z")

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They deserve what they have coming to them, their comeuppance.

And furthermore, I cannot believe that comeuppance is even a real fucking word, or furthermore either.

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-very-bad-people/592594/39 "2011-08-14T04:50:28Z")

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Look, OP, I hate cats too, but come on. There’s some good ones.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-very-bad-people/592594/40 "2011-08-14T05:03:11Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> “For those who like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing they like.” – Abraham Lincoln

“That’s like… your opinion, man.” – _Dude_braham Lincoln

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