# Thierry Henry signs with NY Red Bulls

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [July 14, 2010, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thierry-henry-signs-with-ny-red-bulls/546671 "2010-07-14T16:15:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2010, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thierry-henry-signs-with-ny-red-bulls/546671/21 "2010-07-18T06:01:45Z")

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> [@Revenant\_Threshold](#):
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> His first few games should be interesting, if the opponents assume he’s going to sit in front of the goal and get used as a poacher (of course, if he is actually played in that position, NY would be wasting him).
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> Even as an Arsenal fan I wasn’t particularly fond of his cheating there. But I suppose it’s more classy than lauching a kick at a crowd member, eh, **ivan**? 😉

NY already has Juan Pablo Angel, who does a fair amount of poaching. I think Henry will get to stretch his legs as much as he wants.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thierry-henry-signs-with-ny-red-bulls/546671/22 "2010-07-19T13:12:07Z")

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Wait a tic. I like Eric Cantona. I thought he was a hell of a player – from what I could watch of him from accross the pond – but … “… a player with true footballing class …”

Didn’t my man Eric the Red leap into the stands and lay a drop kick on an old lady after getting thrown out of a match once?

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**Author:** ![Ian\_D.Bergkamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Ian\_D.Bergkamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ian_D.Bergkamp)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thierry-henry-signs-with-ny-red-bulls/546671/23 "2010-07-19T18:19:20Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> Didn’t my man Eric the Red leap into the stands and lay a drop kick on an old lady after getting thrown out of a match once?

Replace “old lady” with “young guy” and “drop” with “karate” and you’ve [got it](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-WmfTIRUWY).

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**Author:** ![Sal\_Ammoniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sal\_Ammoniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sal_Ammoniac)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thierry-henry-signs-with-ny-red-bulls/546671/24 "2010-07-20T01:16:53Z")

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As a Revs fan, I think this is a _good_ thing. I don’t expect Henry to set the MLS world on fire, but he’ll get his goals and provide a bit of excitement. And if the Red Bulls come in and knock the stuffing out of the Revs, maybe, just maybe, it’ll make the Revs’ front office go, “Hey, wait a minute!”

I mean, maybe. There’s a chance, right?

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**Author:** ![Xan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/ac8455/32.png) [@Xan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xan)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thierry-henry-signs-with-ny-red-bulls/546671/25 "2010-07-20T01:21:33Z")

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> [@Sal\_Ammoniac](#):
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> As a Revs fan, I think this is a _good_ thing. I don’t expect Henry to set the MLS world on fire, but he’ll get his goals and provide a bit of excitement. And if the Red Bulls come in and knock the stuffing out of the Revs, maybe, just maybe, it’ll make the Revs’ front office go, “Hey, wait a minute!”
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> I mean, maybe. There’s a chance, right?

Doubtful. Kraft doesn’t care about the Revs.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thierry-henry-signs-with-ny-red-bulls/546671/26 "2010-07-20T22:56:58Z")

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It’s shaping up to look like we’ll see Donovan, Beckham, and Ronaldinho vs Angel, Henry, and Marquez at some point in the near future.

I hate LA and NY, but I’d think about heading to Red Bull Arena to catch that.

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