# Things are looking up so let's get drunk and nekkid! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 11, 2001, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537 "2001-04-11T01:00:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/1 "2001-04-11T01:00:49Z")
Today was such a good day I feel like celebrating! First off my friend Joe actually handed me my backstage pass to WWF backlash being taped in Chicago 4/29…which means I get to meet my celeb crush! Second I just got a new hire to mentor at work and DAMN is he hot! Dumb as a box of hammers but I still have an overwhelming desire to make his body hair lie in one direction using my tongue 😉 So wants to get nekkid and drink until they get the spins? ::drinks champagne straight from bottle and starts stripping:: ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/2 "2001-04-11T01:22:49Z")
Hey **hardygrrl** , I’m glad you’re having a good day. I’m so jealous of your backstage passes. If you get some good pics of Lita, you have to send me some. I’m still going nuts with my trainee. I don’t do champagne, so I’ll just pop open a beer. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/3 "2001-04-11T01:29:44Z")
Thanks Blur…good to see you posting again :). And honestly do you REALLY think I’ll be anywhere near Lita? If you need to vent you can always email me and you know that. BACK TO THE NEKKID DRUNKENESS!!! Come on people…where’s True Pisces,Tequila Mockingbird, UncleBill? I have a fully stocked bar and I’m wearing my stripper shoes-6 inch heels,2 inch platforms all of lucite with leopardskin straps… ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/4 "2001-04-11T01:34:35Z")
Ah, professor, so good to see you in a social setting. May I have this dance? They’re playing the lambada. ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/5 "2001-04-11T01:40:59Z")
Woo-hoo! Very, very cool! I’ll be in a happy corner with some cider and just watch for a bit. I’m mulling these days. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/6 "2001-04-11T01:47:40Z")
::crooks finger at Verrain:: I hope you can keep up with me 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/7 "2001-04-11T01:52:31Z")
So far, so good. 😉 ::Verrain slips over and slides his arms around her waist.:: What shall you teach me this time? ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/8 "2001-04-11T01:53:00Z")
I know you probably won’t be close, but you never know. Now if no one else is gonna dance with you… ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/9 "2001-04-11T02:02:25Z")
Hey, hardygrrl, much wonderfulness of recent developments! Don’t know you much, but I’m already _sans_ culottes and other unnecessaries of the apparel variety and I’m destroying a six pack, so I thought I’d cheer and sit here on this ottoman and join you and the other folks here… So…whatcha gonna teach the box of rox with the bod? Or is that plan still under development? ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/10 "2001-04-11T02:02:46Z")
I’m here, I’m naked, now violate me with soap and toss me into the girls locker room. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/11 "2001-04-11T02:05:40Z")
Verrain…Biur… Can’t I dance with BOTH of you? ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/12 "2001-04-11T02:11:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > \*\*Verrain…Biur… > Can’t I dance with BOTH of you? > \*\* It’s your party, you can do what ever the heck you want. ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/13 "2001-04-11T02:13:49Z")
Sounds fair to me. **Blur** , you take the front, I’ll take the back? ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/14 "2001-04-11T02:24:04Z")
Well…I’m supposed to be training this guy on how to detect/prevent credit card fraud but I’d really like to play “hardygrrl rides the new hire like a dimestore pony.” But alas he’s 20 year old skate rat and I need an adult at this time in my life. He is however excellent eye candy :). ::drinks out of the champagne bottle and writhes,oops dances,between Verrain and Blur:: ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/15 "2001-04-11T02:33:09Z")
**hardygrrl** - if you get a good shot of matt, share the love, eh? ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/16 "2001-04-11T02:47:30Z")
I left all my clothes in the Porsche, and BOY am I glad I’m not the only nekkid person here. **hardygrrl** , can I mention you don’t always have to have true love at heart when you “ride the new hire like a dimestore pony.” That’s called SEX! ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/17 "2001-04-11T02:54:30Z")
Hey **racinchikki** , I haven’t seen you around that much lately. I think I was still a lurker then. How have you been? ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/18 "2001-04-11T03:10:07Z")
Rainchikki…if the blinding vision of Jeff doesn’t sear my eyes I’ll try or go to [Blu-ray, Blu-ray Movies, Blu-ray Players, Blu-ray Reviews](http://www.msn.communities.com/wwfhotties&naventryid=100)…there’s a pic there of Matt you’ll love 🙂 Bill…I know that but a) he’s a puppy and most likely can’t maintain as long as I require…b) I’d have to fight off every other female in the office w/ a stick …c) I don’t know if he goes for my type ifyouknowwhatimean. Back to the regularly scheduled naked drunkeness… I knew I’d get Bill here with that title hehehe… After I’m done dancing for Verrain and Blur can we take the Porsche for a ride 😉 ? ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/19 "2001-04-11T03:32:47Z")
Well, I’m somewhat drunk and mostly nekkid, so I felt I belong here. And do you wanna take the Porsche out at 120 mph on that 25 mph road? Scare the CRAP out of those horses! ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/20 "2001-04-11T03:34:13Z")
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