# Things are looking up so let's get drunk and nekkid! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 11, 2001, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537 "2001-04-11T01:00:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/21 "2001-04-11T03:42:37Z")
Now wait, will you be taking the Porsche for a ride, or a ride in the Porsche? (Wink wink nudge nudge) Anyway, today was a moderately good day, so I figured I’d show up. Someone get me a rum & coke? Please? ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/22 "2001-04-11T03:44:21Z")
Sure thing Bill…and we could park the Porsche on one of the dead end roads off of Sleepy Hollow Road and see what the shocks can handle ;). After all I think the awkward feeling should be gone by now… ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/23 "2001-04-11T03:46:36Z")
strips down, smokes a joint, plunks fag self smiling down into a sofa… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/24 "2001-04-11T04:31:32Z")
**Falcon** One Rum and Coke as requested. Looks like I’ve lost my dance partner due to stiff competition. Would you care to cut a rug? ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/25 "2001-04-11T04:45:24Z")
matt\_mcl, its a dancing party. You can’t just sit on the couch. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/26 "2001-04-11T05:07:42Z")
_takes Verrain’s hand and walks to dance floor_ Why certainly, hon! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/27 "2001-04-11T05:10:16Z")
I don’t do ‘naked’ and I don’t drink. So why am I here? **As usual, GuanoLad leaves the party ten minutes after arriving** ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/28 "2001-04-11T06:18:26Z")
Well, I made it. Had to work late and my F@\*$! pos car wouldn’t start. Again. So, beer me please whilst I peel off my uniform. ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/29 "2001-04-11T09:02:47Z")
Hey guys **robgruver** is here with the beer. ::in tote is a nice big fat keg of Shiner Bock (_ahem_ Shiner Bock is a domestic Bock Beer made in Shiner Texas and only avalible in Texas):: ::robgruver rips off his **Nerd Clothing** sub[/sub] and pours **Tequila Mockingbird** a frosty cold Shiner Bock:: ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/30 "2001-04-11T10:08:48Z")
I was trying to clear up a few personal things when this started, but I made it. And boy, am I ready for a good time!!! Anyone care to get me a vodka and coke? In the mean time, I’ll be over in there, seein’ what I’ll see! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/31 "2001-04-11T11:45:09Z")
::grabs bottle of Cuervo,a salt shaker and a lime:: Who wants to do body shots? Matt…I can bring the eye candy boy toy for you…How does a 6 foot tall blue eyed blond w/ broad shoulders sound? ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/32 "2001-04-11T18:19:10Z")
You dance divinely, **Falcon** , so easy on your feet as you are on the eye. ---
**Author:** ![PolishSausage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@PolishSausage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PolishSausage)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/33 "2001-04-11T19:06:46Z")
I heard there was beer so I brought the Sausage. Who’s hungry? ---
**Author:** ![Tattva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba8739/32.png) [@Tattva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tattva)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/34 "2001-04-11T19:48:34Z")
Mmmm, Beer battered PolishSausage… I’ll take one! ---
**Author:** ![PolishSausage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@PolishSausage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PolishSausage)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/35 "2001-04-11T20:40:44Z")
Alright, one hot PolishSausage comming up. And for you Tattva, you’re always welcome to come back for seconds, or thirds, or fourths or … ~t ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/36 "2001-04-11T20:52:37Z")
This… is EXACTLY why I haven’t told my wife about this message board. Dang, that looks fun, but, wow… Hey… What’s he… never mind. I gotta go. Bye! :: drifts towards the door while staring back over his shoulder :: ---
**Author:** ![Tattva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba8739/32.png) [@Tattva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tattva)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/37 "2001-04-11T21:24:26Z")
What kind of condoments do you have for your Polish Sausage?? I really like honey and chocolate… ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/38 "2001-04-12T00:52:30Z")
Well Bill seems to have disappeared… Guess it’s time for me to do the dancing on the bar. ::hops onto bar as the sounds of Rumpshaker fill the room:: ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/39 "2001-04-12T01:53:26Z")
Hmm… dancing on the bar… ::Recahes into pocket for the folding stuff::: SHAKE IT!!! ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/40 "2001-04-12T02:02:31Z")
::as Rumpshaker melds into Push It hardygrrl dances on the bar,pausing to drink straight from Cuervo bottle:: Since I made a total ass out of myself IRL today might as well enjoy myself here. Who wants a damn body shot? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537.md?page=3)