# Things are looking up so let's get drunk and nekkid! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 11, 2001, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537 "2001-04-11T01:00:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/41 "2001-04-12T02:38:35Z")
I’ll settle for a few shots of your body. ::Verrain grins and takes out hsi camera.:: I don’t like tequila, no offense to our favorite **Mockingbird** :), but I’ll gladly lick you for no reason. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/42 "2001-04-12T02:50:10Z")
Why Verrain you can lick anything you want to! Why don’t hop on the bar with me and…why don’t you just get up here and we’ll take it from there 😉 ::keeps dancing as Push It melds into Closer by Nine Inch Nails:: ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/43 "2001-04-12T03:07:50Z")
And closer Verrain gets, hopping up on the bar and holding her close as they shake it. ---
**Author:** ![gypsy\_gurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@gypsy\_gurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gypsy_gurl)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/44 "2001-04-12T04:33:24Z")
:: wanders in with two bottles of Apple Pucker and a bottle of Skyy vodka:: Hey everyone how’s it…WOAH!!! hehehehehe well, you know what they say! When in Rome… ::strips down to my socks and tips back the bottle of Pucker, slugging it down:: ---
**Author:** ![hardcore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@hardcore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardcore)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/45 "2001-04-12T05:58:13Z")
Man, this always happens… I finally knock off work and everyone’s already drunk and naked… Anybody wanna go skinnydippin’ in my pool? ---
**Author:** ![gypsy\_gurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@gypsy\_gurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gypsy_gurl)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/46 "2001-04-12T06:13:09Z")
::chugs down the last of the bottle and calls out drunkenly:: hehya thehr **hardcore** hoews thangs??? ---
**Author:** ![hardcore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@hardcore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardcore)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/47 "2001-04-12T06:44:43Z")
Jump in **gypsy\_gurl** , believe it or not, the water is already warm enough for swimming. Not heated, but the weather here in Dallas is beautiful. Just remember the rules:[ul][li] No clothing allowed[/li][li] Any intoxicating or illegal substances must be shared with the pool owner (me)[/li][li] If I have to save you from drowning – well, I think you know what happens next 🆒[/li][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/48 "2001-04-12T12:08:26Z")
Hey Verrain…got something to show you behind the bar… Are you coming 😉 ? ---
**Author:** ![PolishSausage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@PolishSausage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PolishSausage)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/49 "2001-04-12T12:57:16Z")
Hey Tattva! Let’s see what I have in my magic bag o’ tricks. Hmmm, honey - check, chocolate - check, whip cream - check, silk rope - check … Well there seems to be no end to the goodies. On the the count of the three, everyone partner up and do a bodyshot. One…Two…Three…mmmmmmmmmmmmm ~t ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/50 "2001-04-12T13:07:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > \*\*Hey Verrain…got something to show you behind the bar… > Are you coming 😉 ? \*\* Not yet, but somehow I’m sure you’ll fix that. 😉 Verrain eagerly hops behind the bar. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/51 "2001-04-12T16:53:27Z")
Hey **lurker** , since **hardygrrl’s** stopped her show, wanna come join me in the corner? I’ve got a little something to show you myself… But I don’t think you’ll have any pockets left to put that “folding stuff” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/52 "2001-04-12T17:47:38Z")
Can I come over and watch? And don’t worry about the long thing sticking out in front - it’s not my camera or anything 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/53 "2001-04-12T23:30:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\*Hey **lurker** , since **hardygrrl’s** stopped her show, wanna come join me in the corner? I’ve got a little something to show you myself… But I don’t think you’ll have any pockets left to put that “folding stuff” 😉 \*\* ``` Hey, people go to the corners of the earth to see interesting things...I'm lucky, only have to go to the corner of the room. ``` TP, how YOU doin’ ? ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/54 "2001-04-12T23:37:59Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > \*\* Hey, people go to the corners of the earth to see interesting things…I’m lucky, only have to go to the corner of the room._\* And _seeing_ is just the beginning of the adventure. > [@](#): > > \*\* TP, how YOU doin’ ? \*\* That will be for YOU to decide. 😉 What’s your dream? I’ll do my best to make it a reality… ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/55 "2001-04-13T02:17:41Z")
\>\>\>heard from behind the bar\<\<\< Verrain…what are you doing with tht bottle of Bailey’s? \<\<\\>\> You know…if you pour it THERE I insist you lick it off…every last sticky drop 😉 \<\\> ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/56 "2001-04-13T02:17:41Z")
\>\>\>heard from behind the bar\<\<\< Verrain…what are you doing with tht bottle of Bailey’s? \<\<\\>\> You know…if you pour it THERE I insist you lick it off…every last sticky drop 😉 \<\\> ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/57 "2001-04-13T03:01:13Z")
That is the only way to make Bailey’s taste sweeter. \<\\> ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/58 "2001-04-13T03:18:31Z")
::soft moans from behind bar:: Now the Bailey’s is all gone…but there is some ice… And I think it’s your turn to be licked 😉 ::sharp gasp of breath heard…followed by gutteral moaning:: ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/59 "2001-04-13T12:44:48Z")
::Followed by half gapsed words of utter shocked pleasure:: ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/60 "2001-04-13T13:43:20Z")
::from behind the bar:: I can’t wait any longer Verrain\ TAKE ME NOW!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537.md?page=4)