# Things are looking up so let's get drunk and nekkid!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 11, 2001, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537 "2001-04-11T01:00:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/61 "2001-04-13T13:46:21Z")

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Thought you’d never ask. \<pant\>

::sounds of a body being flipped, a pair of deep groans, followed by rythmic grunting::

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/62 "2001-04-13T14:17:41Z")

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::From behind the bar::

Verrain…let’s try this…

Ypu just lay there and let me do all the work

::bodies moving,a pause and then more thumping and gasping::

And sweetie…your hands should go here and there\<pant\> and don’t stop moving your fingers\<gasp\>

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**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/63 "2001-04-13T14:24:23Z")

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I see, \<gasp\> there is still \<grunt\> much to learn.

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/64 "2001-04-13T14:31:11Z")

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There’s a lot\<groan\> I could teach you\<gasp\>but you’re doing\<gasp\>great.

::hardygrrl suddenly loses the ability to speak coherently::

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**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/65 "2001-04-13T14:44:26Z")

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Oh **Hardy!** Verrain gasps, before words are lost in ever more breathless moans.

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-are-looking-up-so-lets-get-drunk-and-nekkid/61537/66 "2001-04-13T14:53:38Z")

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I’d have a drink, since my visit with the parents is going better than expected, but y’all seem…busy. 😉

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