# Things dinosaurs might have said **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2010, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-dinosaurs-might-have-said/523248 "2010-01-01T01:47:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-dinosaurs-might-have-said/523248/1 "2010-01-01T01:47:44Z")
Somehow inspired by [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=545990) (and I haven’t even started drinking yet!) Dino #1: Hey, what do you think of these new mammal things? Dino #2: I dunno, but I hear they’re pretty tasty! ---
**Author:** ![Renee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/renee/32/287_2.png) [@Renee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Renee)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-dinosaurs-might-have-said/523248/2 "2010-01-01T02:00:47Z")
[Dinosaur Comic](http://www.qwantz.com/index.php) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-dinosaurs-might-have-said/523248/3 "2010-01-01T02:22:50Z")
[pointing at asteroid entering atmosphere] What in THE HELL is that!? ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-dinosaurs-might-have-said/523248/4 "2010-01-01T02:24:43Z")
Fearing comets in the sky is a silly superstition. dammnit, too slow ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-dinosaurs-might-have-said/523248/5 "2010-01-01T02:37:13Z")
Now that this thread has a few replies, I can confess. I looked at the “Dinosaur cloaca” thread and the first thing that came to mind was, Female Brontosaurus to mate: “Honey, does this dress make my cloaca look big?” ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-dinosaurs-might-have-said/523248/6 "2010-01-01T04:14:27Z")
Stegosaurus: “How many mammals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” Triceratops: “What’s a lightbulb?” ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-dinosaurs-might-have-said/523248/7 "2010-01-01T13:48:37Z")
“Ve vill march ondt a rrrroad uff bones!” Damn Nazi Tyranosaurs. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-dinosaurs-might-have-said/523248/8 "2010-01-01T14:02:00Z")
> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#): > > “Ve vill march ondt a rrrroad uff bones!” > > Damn Nazi Tyranosaurs. Been vatchink [Star Trek Voyager](http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/thumb/b/be/Hirogen_nazi_killing_game_two.jpg/292px-Hirogen_nazi_killing_game_two.jpg) [again](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VyTCyizqrHs/R-PXLbiJnBI/AAAAAAAAASo/g7M5S9zR9fk/s400/hirogennazi.jpg), haff we? ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-dinosaurs-might-have-said/523248/9 "2010-01-01T15:43:18Z")
Dino 1: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Dino 2: I don’t know. Dino 1: Because the chicken hasn’t evolved yet. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-dinosaurs-might-have-said/523248/10 "2010-01-01T16:39:34Z")
gronk! ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-dinosaurs-might-have-said/523248/11 "2010-01-01T21:52:37Z")
Rex, do you believe in an afterlife? Sure, Bronto, and if this dust ever settles, I’m going to have a position of power, have billions of mammals dependent on me, and I’m going to run around in trains, planes, automobiles, and ships. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-dinosaurs-might-have-said/523248/12 "2010-01-01T22:22:34Z")
Dang! My butt itches and these teeny tiny arms are useless! ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-dinosaurs-might-have-said/523248/13 "2010-01-01T22:27:18Z")
We’re sure glad we elected Sarah Moasaur Palin as president. Nothing can go wrong now. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-dinosaurs-might-have-said/523248/14 "2010-01-01T22:36:45Z")
Never mind…it was really dumb. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-dinosaurs-might-have-said/523248/15 "2010-01-01T23:42:35Z")
“You’re so smart, Einsteinosaurus. I bet your brain is as big as _two_ walnuts!” ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-dinosaurs-might-have-said/523248/16 "2010-01-02T00:19:55Z")
T-Rex: I have a big head and little arms. I’m just not sure how well this plan was thought through. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-dinosaurs-might-have-said/523248/17 "2010-01-02T01:13:12Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > Never mind…it was really dumb. Aw, come on…you’re worried about posting something “dumb” in a thread about talking dinosaurs? 😃 Hadrosaur to friend: Dang! Why did WE have to get stuck with these stupid duck bills? ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-dinosaurs-might-have-said/523248/18 "2010-01-02T02:54:47Z")
Bronto 1: No matter how much I work out, my head looks to small for my body. Bronto 2: Don’t worry about it, in a million years no one will even notice. ---
**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-dinosaurs-might-have-said/523248/19 "2010-01-02T05:54:13Z")
Brachiosaurus: You know, it just don’t get no better than this. Triceratops: Yeah. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-dinosaurs-might-have-said/523248/20 "2010-01-02T12:28:34Z")
One stegosaurus to another: Clean your tail, dear, it’s got thag all over it. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-dinosaurs-might-have-said/523248.md?page=2)