# Things dinosaurs might have said

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-dinosaurs-might-have-said/523248>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2010, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-dinosaurs-might-have-said/523248 "2010-01-01T01:47:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![WarmNPrickly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@WarmNPrickly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WarmNPrickly)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-dinosaurs-might-have-said/523248/21 "2010-01-02T12:47:30Z")

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Mr. McHadrosaur: I want to say one word to you. Just one word.  
Benjamin Stegosaur: Yes, sir.  
Mr. McHadrosaur: Are you listening?  
Benjamin Stegosaur: Yes, I am.  
Mr. McHadrosaur: mammals.  
Benjamin Stegosaur: Just how do you mean that, sir?

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-dinosaurs-might-have-said/523248/22 "2010-01-02T12:51:35Z")

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“Roar! (I am so big and scary and awesome.)”

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**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-dinosaurs-might-have-said/523248/23 "2010-01-02T12:58:17Z")

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Insurance Exec: Brachio! It’s so good to have you back from vacation.  
Brachiosaurus (with slight cockney accent): Why, thank you, sir.  
Insurance Exec: I’m afraid that temp didn’t work out very well.

(cut to a scene showing a T.rex picking off a Claims Adjustor and devouring him)

Voice over: Switch to Bracheo Insurance and you could save over $250!

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-dinosaurs-might-have-said/523248/24 "2010-01-02T13:39:04Z")

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Not the mama!

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-dinosaurs-might-have-said/523248/25 "2010-01-03T10:45:04Z")

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First triceratops: Who is your favorite movie star?

Second triceratops: [Jeanne Tripplehorn](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeanne_Tripplehorn)

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