# Things I firmly believe about posters I never met **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 4, 2001, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-firmly-believe-about-posters-i-never-met/71246 "2001-07-04T20:35:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-firmly-believe-about-posters-i-never-met/71246/81 "2001-07-05T21:40:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*I’m back from a trip to Vegas and I firmly believe that **LindyHopper** is actually the man of my dreams, dressed all in black with a nice square jaw, green eyes and a blood red mohawk. > > Am I right? > > :: kicking dirt :: > > jarbaby \*\* :eek: :swoon: Well, not so much about the eyes or the hair, and my jaw isn’t particularly visible underneath the facial hair, but otherwise…sure!! I repeat: :eek: You just made my week, darlin’. ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-firmly-believe-about-posters-i-never-met/71246/82 "2001-07-05T21:53:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > \*\*I believe **LindyHopper** has a Zoot suit and a wide brimmed hat with a leopard skin band that he wears out of Friday nights. \*\* Pretty much dead on, except it’s more of a gangster-style suit, and I’ve been unsuccessful in locating a leopard-skin hatband (I am in Montana, after all). ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-firmly-believe-about-posters-i-never-met/71246/83 "2001-07-05T22:15:15Z")
[http://www.pimphats.com](http://www.pimphats.com) I think they have just what you’re looking for here! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-firmly-believe-about-posters-i-never-met/71246/84 "2001-07-05T22:26:09Z")
**trose:** Plants? BWAAAAAAHAHA!!! Sorry. I have a black thumb. I killed a cactus once. Haven’t owned a plant since. And as for the long flowing gowns…wrong on that one, too. I’m also short, and a major klutz. Gowns and I don’t get on well. 😃 **Arden:** The Chosen What?!?!? :eek: I believe that **TubaDiva** looks kinda like…well, a member of a marching band. But _this is a good thing, I swear!_ Because she’s got great rhythm, and people feel compelled to break out into song and dance wherever she goes. I believe that **Lynn Bodoni** is tall. Really tall, and svelte. Like a Goddess. I believe she has a bolt of lightning in one hand, and a box of chocolates in the other. And she will smite you if you mess with either one. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-firmly-believe-about-posters-i-never-met/71246/85 "2001-07-05T22:34:36Z")
Oh, yeah! Thanks for that link **Bad News Baboon**! I SO want a Big Daddy hat. 😃 **Persephone** , I’ll tell ya over lunch. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-firmly-believe-about-posters-i-never-met/71246/86 "2001-07-05T23:41:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wishbone \* > \*\*I believe that in 1972, **Bad News Baboon** lead a crack commando unit > \*\* I believe that **Bad News Baboon** should _Just Say “No”_! Give up the Crack, **Bad News Baboon**! Maybe the other commandos can help you kick the habit! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-firmly-believe-about-posters-i-never-met/71246/87 "2001-07-06T00:12:27Z")
Sengkalet… After all the redhead threads I’ve posted to, you think I’m blond? Dark red,clean and baby soft hair,thank you very much 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-firmly-believe-about-posters-i-never-met/71246/88 "2001-07-06T00:31:28Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **SuaSponte** _ > > I believe that **esprix** , were he straight, would be the archetype of the guy I’d warn my (hypothetical) daughters about. As he is gay, he is the archetype of the guy I’d warn my (hypothetical) sons about. Why? ☹ Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-firmly-believe-about-posters-i-never-met/71246/89 "2001-07-06T00:41:02Z")
I believe **Upham** is a fourteen year old girl I know with the same last name. I believe **Nocturne** (aside from beind totally damn cool) is someday going to make her way north, so as I can express my deep love for her. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-firmly-believe-about-posters-i-never-met/71246/90 "2001-07-06T00:49:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > **I firmly believe that I should not try posting with coding before I have ingested caffine in vast amounts.** I firmy believe that I will go to my grave fixing coding errors. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-firmly-believe-about-posters-i-never-met/71246/91 "2001-07-06T00:51:03Z")
I believe I’m in love with **Euty** 😉 ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-firmly-believe-about-posters-i-never-met/71246/92 "2001-07-06T00:54:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > \*\*I believe I’m in love with **Euty** 😉 \*\* I believe that’s a very common feeling around these parts! ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-firmly-believe-about-posters-i-never-met/71246/93 "2001-07-06T02:40:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sengkelat \* > **I believe Cartooniverse has a head shaped like a globe, with latitude and longitude lines and everything.** Damn, **Ukelele** , you ratted me out. 😃 😃 😃 Cartooniverse ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-firmly-believe-about-posters-i-never-met/71246/94 "2001-07-06T02:47:44Z")
I believe that **Fenris** and I would make great drinking buddies, and end up talking about food for hours on end. I believe that **Monster104** is really Matt Damon’s stunt double. Wait. I’ve met **Monster104**. Feh. That doesn’t count. I believe that **Chef Troy** has this hot-sex-vibe thing going on that makes the ladies swoon when they’re in the same room as him. I believe that **Rasa** can stand on her head. I believe that **Hamadryad** could finish the entire _New York Times Sunday Crossword_ without cheating. I believe that **LindyHopper** can execute perfect Babydoll Drops, Jersey Jumps, Waterfalls, and Hell Dips without injuring his partner… and looks dapper and dashing through it all. I believe that **Biggirl** is someone I’d like to meet, too. I believe that **SeaDiver** isn’t the kind of gal you’d want to piss off. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-firmly-believe-about-posters-i-never-met/71246/95 "2001-07-06T02:50:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MrVisible \* > I believe that **iampunha** has absolutely no idea how handsome he is. That one baffles me. > > I believe **Ad Noctum** is actually a 46-year-old venture capitalist who just likes saying things like “doody” and “booger”. 1. Low self-esteem, thy name is iampunha. After many years of hearing less-than-charitable remarks about nearly every facet of my existence, I believed those who said them. It’s getting better. I even have occasional moments of “I look not altogether too bad”. 2. Ad\_Noctum is Dave Barry?😃 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-firmly-believe-about-posters-i-never-met/71246/96 "2001-07-06T02:56:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Totoro \* > I believe **Nocturne** (aside from beind totally damn cool) is someday going to make her way north, so as I can express my deep love for her. Ah yes, but how FAR north?😃 I believe that . . . damnit, I can’t think of anything. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-firmly-believe-about-posters-i-never-met/71246/97 "2001-07-06T03:03:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kricket \* > \*\*I believe Chef Troy must not love me anymore since he doesn’t message me as often. > > \*\* I believe Kricket is mistaken. K-baby, you burn in my heart as much as ever… but I’ve been so _ **busy,** _ you simply can’t imagine. Plus you’re the only one of my friends that is on MSN Messenger these days and I keep forgetting to turn it on. Okay, my turn. I believe that **Eve, SaxFace,** and **Ukelele Ike** are just waiting for tragedy to strike my entire family so they can take advantage of my weakened, grief-stricken state to get me to move to New York, whereupon they will draw me into participating in their twisted Dark Mass of Editorial Hell. Guys, can’t I please telecommute? ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-firmly-believe-about-posters-i-never-met/71246/98 "2001-07-06T03:13:11Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by JavaMaven1 \* > \*\* > I believe that Chef Troy has this hot-sex-vibe thing going on that makes the ladies swoon when they’re in the same room as him._\* You got that right, baby. Awwww-yeah. **Grace** and **Zyada** can confirm it; **Palmyra** is still in denial about needing a big galoot that’ll make HER look good instead of always chasing young prettyboys. And I do it the same way you enslave men: by being a damn good cook. ---
**Author:** ![MrVisible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@MrVisible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrVisible)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-firmly-believe-about-posters-i-never-met/71246/99 "2001-07-06T04:30:31Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by iampunha \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MrVisible \* > I believe that **iampunha** has absolutely no idea how handsome he is. That one baffles me. > > 1. Low self-esteem, thy name is iampunha. After many years of hearing less-than-charitable remarks about nearly every facet of my existence, I believed those who said them. It’s getting better. I even have occasional moments of “I look not altogether too bad”. > \*\* **Warning** … **Warning** … **Warning** Unabashed and somewhat icky inappropriate hijack-style flirting ahead. You have been warned. So, iampunha, it seems to me that it might help to be worshipped like a god for at least an equal amount of time. Let me know if you need any volunteers. MrVisible (Anybody know a good shrine design?) ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-firmly-believe-about-posters-i-never-met/71246/100 "2001-07-06T05:29:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chef Troy \* > **Grace** and **Zyada** can confirm it; \*\* That’s right. It’s all I can do to stay vertical when he’s around. Must be those really intense looks he gives you sometimes…you know? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-firmly-believe-about-posters-i-never-met/71246.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-firmly-believe-about-posters-i-never-met/71246.md?page=6)