# Things I Have Said While Playing Angry Birds (Warning: Strong Language) **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [March 19, 2011, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-have-said-while-playing-angry-birds-warning-strong-language/575216 "2011-03-19T01:46:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2011, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-have-said-while-playing-angry-birds-warning-strong-language/575216/1 "2011-03-19T01:46:14Z")
There’s a new level out and as usual, the veins in my forehead are pulsing with fury. Among things I have said while playing Angry Birds: “That’s impossible. That is physically fucking impossible.” “Are you FUCKING SERIOUS? You cannot be fucking serious.” “How did that not fall down? How did that not fall down? Why the fuck did that fucking thing fuck not fall down?” “Peice of shit. Stupid peice of shit bird. Stupid peice of shit. Useless. Stupid useless shit bird fuck.” “Die! WHY DON’T YOU DIE? YOU SHOULD BE DEAD OH FUCK YOU.” “I didn’t let go, I didn’t let go why the fuck did you shoot? Why did you shoot? I didn’t let go. Fuck you.” Share some of your favourites. ---
**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2011, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-have-said-while-playing-angry-birds-warning-strong-language/575216/2 "2011-03-19T14:05:40Z")
What the fuck? This game sucks! Why is this so popular? Is this supposed to be fun? ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2011, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-have-said-while-playing-angry-birds-warning-strong-language/575216/3 "2011-03-19T14:09:25Z")
“I killed them all in one shot! What the fuck do I have to do to get more than 1 goddamn star?!” ---
**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2011, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-have-said-while-playing-angry-birds-warning-strong-language/575216/4 "2011-03-19T15:56:54Z")
And then you smiled at me, you bastard! That’s right, fucking smile now! ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2011, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-have-said-while-playing-angry-birds-warning-strong-language/575216/5 "2011-03-19T15:58:26Z")
“Fuck off and die you stupid smug pig!” – Div (my partner) ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2011, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-have-said-while-playing-angry-birds-warning-strong-language/575216/6 "2011-03-19T16:02:17Z")
> [@Cazzle](#): > > “Fuck off and die you stupid smug pig!” – Div (my partner) My facebook status a few months ago: Stupid angry birds and those stupid smirking pigs. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2011, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-have-said-while-playing-angry-birds-warning-strong-language/575216/7 "2011-03-19T16:15:00Z")
I have shouted many things to those smug pigs about what they can do with their parents and offspring. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2011, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-have-said-while-playing-angry-birds-warning-strong-language/575216/8 "2011-03-19T17:32:04Z")
I think I understand why these birds are so angry now. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-have-said-while-playing-angry-birds-warning-strong-language/575216/10 "2011-03-21T15:34:17Z")
I did complete a level twice without firing one bird. I started the level, and the whole struture surrounding the pigs collapsed. I was so amazed that I tried it again, and it happened a second time a few minutes later.