Never wear white shorts.
Never jump on a trampoline, while I am wearing white shorts.
Do not jump on the trampoline, while wearing white shorts while my two friends are here to visit me with their husbands and children.
This is a lesson I had to learn the hard way. :smack:
Should I assume you’re blushing, now?
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Don’t swim with sharks, either.
tries to think of a joke involving diaphragms and fluid dynamics
realizes that’s a really bad idea
Sorry.
Wow.
Boing Boing splaaat
What would go on a **Things I should do when I’m having my period ** list?
I wish the number one thing was to NOT tell us about it. :eek: :eek: :eek:
If it makes you feel better, I had a similar experience with white shorts. However, instead of jumping on a trampoline, I happened to be doing some rather energic improvisational theater during Drama class in high school that day…
You read the thread title before you clicked on it, didn’t you? :rolleyes:
… but… but… all those commercials… they can’t be wrong!!! That would be lying!!!
Speaking as a guy, I think that this just a natural thing that happens now and then. To me, if I ever happend to see an accident like this, it would remind me of how feminine a woman is and turn me on.
Love you gals.
Jake, in the immortal words of the great Willy Wonka (the amazing chocolatier) … you’re really weird.
Further trampoline tips:
1.a) If disregarding #1, place trampoline near tap and hose 
Get out of bed.
Seriously.
Cramps are bad.
Ow.
:eek:
If there’s one thing that will NEVER turn me on, it’s blood gushing out of a vagina.
You’re the chick from those tampon commercials?
Little boy goes into a drugstore, selects a container of tampons, takes it to the cash register.
“Now are you sure this is what you want?” says the puzzled cashier.
“Yeah!” the boy says. “This says it’ll let me ride horses, play tennis, and swim, and I can’t do any of those things!”
You know, I’m having trouble seeing exactly what about trampoline use would lead to failure. Is it the twirling somehow acts like a centrifuge or something? Or does the bouncing apply pressure like squeezing a tube of toothpaste? I don’t think I will go study this problem however. I’m willing to accept the research dragongirl has already done in this field.
IANAW but I’m guessin’ it wasn’t that the trampoline actually caused the spotting but more that it elevated the spot to a bird’s eye, impossible to miss level, kinda like the little ball that used to bounce over the words during audience sing-alongs of old time movies.
I hope the kids were too young to know what happened.