# Things I wanna do...
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 17, 2001, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256 "2001-09-17T21:12:51Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2001, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/1 "2001-09-17T21:12:51Z")
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Go to a job interview, and when the interviewer asks me a question, respond “I didn’t come here to be interrogated.”
Go to a job interview, and respond to every question with the worst possible answer.
Go on “Jeopardy!” and wager $1.27 in Final Jeopardy.
Go on “Jeopardy!” and not say a word. Not even when Alex talks to me. Just stand there for half an hour, and leave.
Answer a question I have some knowledge of, but shouldn’t, then say I know it because I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night.
Be at the birth of my next niece/nephew, and if it’s a C-section, start poking the guts while asking my sister-in-law “Hey! Can you feel this?”
Walk into an adult store with **jarbabyj** on one arm and **Medea’s Child** on the other, both dressed as slutty as legall possible, buy something, and ask if I can borrow the back room for about 45 minutes.
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### Author:  [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2001, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/2 "2001-09-17T21:24:02Z")
I wanna meet **Superdude**.
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### Author:  [@Ross](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ross)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2001, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/3 "2001-09-17T21:27:53Z")
I needed to laugh this evening. Thank you.
For what it’s worth I always wanted to endure the entire Duke of Edinburgh’s award scheme so that years later, when I finally got my Gold Award and got to meet the Duke in person, I could take a swing for him. Nothing fancy, not an assassination attempt or anything. Just a good solid left hook, and a Duke on the carpet. Beautiful.
My grandchildren will remember MY name.
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2001, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/4 "2001-09-17T21:30:28Z")
I wanna meet **Ginger**
Thanks, **Ross**
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### Author:  [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2001, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/5 "2001-09-17T21:37:57Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \*
> \*\*I wanna meet **Superdude**. \*\*
I do, too, dammit! **SD** , you sound like so much fun. Then again, I might not be able to handle it, pass out, then you’ll leave me there like yesterday’s fried cheese. Oh, well. I would have met you. That’s all that matters. 😃
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2001, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/6 "2001-09-17T21:40:41Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by dlgirl \*
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \*
> > \*\*I wanna meet **Superdude**. \*\*
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> I do, too, dammit! **SD** , you sound like so much fun. Then again, I might not be able to handle it, pass out, then you’ll leave me there like yesterday’s fried cheese. Oh, well. I would have met you. That’s all that matters. 😃 \*\*
But, if you pass out, then I have permission to ravage you while the body’s still warm.
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### Author:  [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2001, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/7 "2001-09-17T21:46:53Z")
Maybe that should be “I wanna do **Superdude**.”
Or, maybe, “I wanna BE **Superdude** ”!
What the hell do I know. I’m tired and cwanky and having a hard time sitting. I don’t even know what fried cheese is.
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2001, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/8 "2001-09-17T21:54:45Z")
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> \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \*
> \*\*Maybe that should be “I wanna do **Superdude**.”
That’s okay, too!
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### Author:  [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2001, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/9 "2001-09-17T22:09:20Z")
**SD** , you walked right into that one. Hee, hee, hee! That is what I want you to do. :evil smilie:
**Ginger** , I just thought the “fried cheese” comment sounded um, funny? You know. You think of something and write it down only to have no one else understand what you’re saying. Anyway, I guess it could be defined as those breaded mozzerella sticks that they serve at various restaurants. That isn’t what I was thinking of, but you could think of it that way.
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### Author:  [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/10 "2001-09-18T02:08:02Z")
Superdude…_Superdude!.. **Superdude!!!** _
[sub]It’s only a model.[/sub]
Thanks for the laugh, **SD**. If you ever get around to any of the things you listed (or any of the fine women of the SDMB suggestions) I hope I can be around to watch. 🙂
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### Author:  [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/11 "2001-09-18T02:33:11Z")
Something I just heard, that I had to share:
“I want to move to India…and become a cab driver.” [sub]-Zach Galifianakis[/sub]
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### Author:  [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/12 "2001-09-18T03:08:59Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by thinksnow \*
> \*\*Superdude…_Superdude!.. **Superdude!!!** _
> [sub]It’s only a model.[/sub]
>
> Thanks for the laugh, **SD**. If you ever get around to any of the things you listed (or any of the fine women of the SDMB suggestions) I hope I can be around to watch. 🙂 \*\*
Just keep hoping. You never know what might come true. 😉
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### Author:  [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/13 "2001-09-18T03:22:15Z")
I wanna see **Superdude** give **thinksnow** a lap dance again. I about peed my pants the last time.
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### Author:  [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/14 "2001-09-18T03:28:01Z")
I take it you weren’t there when he kissed me, were you?
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### Author:  [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/15 "2001-09-18T03:32:25Z")
Was there tongue? 'Cause I think I woulda paid to see that.
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### Author:  [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/16 "2001-09-18T03:33:27Z")
I want to live to see my youngest childs children. (she’s 7…I’m 49)
I want to see the sun rise on an America not filled with pain and suffering.
I want to walk hand in hand with the love of my life forever.
I just want to.
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/17 "2001-09-18T13:44:25Z")
Um…I thought of some more:
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I wanna go to a porno theater with a squirt gun loaded with Jergens© Lotion.
I wanna be in a porno movie and _NOT_ get laid.
I wanna go to a dollar store and ask for price checks.
I wanna go to a dollar store and threaten to sue them if they charge sales tax, because then it’s false advertising. “So everything ISN’T a dollar? It’s a dollar six?”
I wanna go to a movie theater with a friend, sit on opposite sides, and reveal the secrets of another movie.
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### Author:  [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/18 "2001-09-18T17:16:10Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Geobabe \*
> \*\*Was there tongue? 'Cause I think I woulda paid to see that. \*\*
D\*\*\*!! Where was my camera!? Can you imagine the coin I could’ve made with that picture!? :eek:
> [@](#):
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> I wanna go to a porno theater with a squirt gun loaded with Jergens© Lotion.
Bwaahahahahaha! Now **THAT’S** funny.
I want:
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[li]to hit a home run in my co-ed softball league.[/li][li]to get in a fight with a guy at home plate (I’m catcher) and kick his a\*\*. I’m sure my therapist would have a field day with this comment. [sub]No, I’m not a violent person - I just have this terrible urge to be a Tough B\*\*\*\*, for some weird reason[/sub]. What’s the female version of _machismo_? I think I’m suffering from it.[/li][li]to be the first one on the scene at an accident and save a bunch of people’s lives.[/li]to have the most OUTRAGEOUS costume at OhDope and not have people even recognize me. This might actually be do-able.
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/19 "2001-09-18T17:25:34Z")
> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by BunnyGirl \*
> **D** _!! Where was my camera!? Can you imagine the coin I could’ve made with that picture!? :eek:\*\*
That was mini-Dope, Friday night. I was sitting with **vix** and **boli** , and **vix** told me she’d give me $5 if I kissed **ts**. With tongue. He moved before I could tongue, him, though.
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### Author:  [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/20 "2001-09-18T17:29:48Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Superdude \*
> \*\*I was sitting with **vix** and **boli** , and **vix** told me she’d give me $5 if I kissed **ts**. With tongue. He moved before I could tongue, him, though. \*\*
Okay, now I’ve got to scrub my brain. The idea of your tongue in **thinks** mouth…ack. Can’t do it. Sorry. BSOD. I’ve got a general protection error coming up with that.
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