# Things I wanna do...
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 17, 2001, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256 "2001-09-17T21:12:51Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/21 "2001-09-18T17:32:06Z")
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> \*Originally posted by dlgirl \*
> **SD, you walked right into that one. Hee, hee, hee! That is what I want you to do. :evil smilie:**
That could be arranged. When would you like me over?
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### Author:  [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/22 "2001-09-18T17:33:51Z")
DAMN! I’m really sorry I missed the Friday festivities–as y’all may recall, Sua and I were having our own adventure, but it wasn’t nearly as exciting. Saturday was a hell of a lot of fun, though. Memories I’ll treasure forever… _::sigh::_
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### Author:  [@RalfCoder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RalfCoder)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/23 "2001-09-18T17:34:33Z")
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\*Originally posted by Geobabe \*
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> I wanna go to a porno theater with a squirt gun loaded with Jergens© Lotion.
:eek::eek:
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> \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \*
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> to get in a fight with a guy at home plate (I’m catcher) and kick his a\*\*. I’m sure my therapist would have a field day with this comment. [sub]No, I’m not a violent person - I just have this terrible urge to be a Tough B\*\*\*\*, for some weird reason[/sub]. What’s the female version of _machismo_? I think I’m suffering from it.
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I think it’s “machisma”, but my spanish is worse than my COBOL. And I don’t think you’re suffering at all - you look like you’re enjoying it!😛
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### Author:  [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/24 "2001-09-18T17:39:05Z")
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> \*Originally posted by RalfCoder \*
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> > \*Originally posted by Geobabe \*
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> > > I wanna go to a porno theater with a squirt gun loaded with Jergens© Lotion.
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While I find that idea terribly amusing, I’m afraid I can’t take credit for it. That was all **Superdude** , the dear little freak.
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/25 "2001-09-18T17:43:53Z")
[ul]\*\*
dlgirl
Medea’s Child
Poysyn
BunnyGirl
Miss Creant
GeoBabe
jarbabyj
Nocturne
Kittie\*\*[/ul]
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### Author:  [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/26 "2001-09-18T17:56:30Z")
Yay! I finally made the list! _smooch!_
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### Author:  [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/27 "2001-09-18T17:57:29Z")
:eek: :hiding due to embarrassment:
I made your list?! How, um, uh, I don’t know what to say. I’m honored.
Yay! I am on **Superdude’s** list of people that he wants to do!
[sub]Is that something I should be proud of or should I be afraid?[/sub]
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### Author:  [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/28 "2001-09-18T17:59:33Z")
Well, I just wanted to show you my sig. It somehow seemed appropriate. 😉
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/29 "2001-09-18T18:08:18Z")
Well, **dlgirl** , IMHO, it’s an honor. Here’s hoping it becomes reality. 😉
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### Author:  [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/30 "2001-09-18T18:17:44Z")
I don’t blame you, Superdude, I want to do myself too.
Okay, okay, you’ve officially made my Harem Boy List.
As for things I want to do:
Be in a rock band.
Play mandolin like a bluegrass master.
Get my poetry published.
Pose for some fun (not nude) pictures for an amateur photographer.
Do a college research paper in Crayola crayon. Preferably cerulean. Or neon yellow.
Dye my hair black with bright red tips.
Get a pair of cats-eye glasses with rhinestones.
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### Author:  [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/31 "2001-09-18T19:42:22Z")
Yay! I’m _not_ on the list!
I wanna…[ul][_]go SCUBA diving this year[_]tell my company that 50% travel != 10 months straight and counting and I had better start seeing some compensation, or else…[_](on a related note) go home and be able to actually live in my apartment with all my stuff[_]be able to sleep through the night, breathing the whole time[_]make a trip to Europe to visit my relatives and then go touring[_]go to sleep every night and wake up every morning next to the love of my life…tell me if you see her, would’ja?[/ul]
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### Author:  [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/32 "2001-09-18T20:06:55Z")
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> _Originally posted by thinksnow_
> **go to sleep every night and wake up every morning next to the love of my life…tell me if you see her, would’ja?**
Done. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/33 "2001-09-18T20:11:51Z")
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> \*Originally posted by dlgirl \*
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> > _Originally posted by thinksnow_
> > **go to sleep every night and wake up every morning next to the love of my life…tell me if you see her, would’ja?**
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> Done. 🙂 \*\*
Hey, now…::flexes SuperMuscles™, glares menacingly in **ts** ’ direction.
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### Author:  [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/34 "2001-09-18T20:16:15Z")
Nothing personal **Super** , but I’ve got a fiver on **thinks** in this duel.
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/35 "2001-09-18T20:23:02Z")
Nope, **BunnyGirl** , I’d win this one. For a couple of reasons. One, I’ve had my ass kicked a few times before [sub]you can tell.[/sub] Therefore, I’ve learned how to take a punch. Also, I believe in fighting dirty. Plus, I fight like I sing and dance, so he’d be too busy laughing to make it fair.
Oh, I’d also like to add **Tattva** to my list.
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### Author:  [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/36 "2001-09-18T20:26:05Z")
Ahhhh, but you’ve got to remember, I know your plans, **SD** : take the hit and call a lawyer. Yes, I’m on to you, my caped comic, dare-devil though you might claim to be 😉
**dl** , well now, I like the way you think, the spring in your step, the cut of your cloth, if you will. Yes, yes, I think you should see about making it to one of the October Dopefests and we can work on a trial run, at least the going to bed part 😃
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/37 "2001-09-18T20:39:01Z")
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> \*Originally posted by thinksnow \*
> **Ahhhh, but you’ve got to remember, I know your plans, SD: take the hit and call a lawyer. Yes, I’m on to you, my caped comic, dare-devil though you might claim to be 😉**
You fool. _THAT_’s my plan in my **S** ecret **I** dentity. Not in my superhero identity. You fell right into my trap.
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### Author:  [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/38 "2001-09-18T20:40:21Z")
I don’t know, **thinkie**. You might have to prove yourself worthy here before I do anything. And I think **SD** just might have me rolling on the floor if he does a singing/dancing routine. Oh, and he said he fights dirty. Just how dirty? I want to know. 😉
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### Author:  [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/39 "2001-09-18T20:47:58Z")
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> \*\*dlgirl \*\*
> I don’t know, **thinkie**. You might have to prove yourself worthy here before I do anything.
Would a massage help? How about a nice homecooked Italian meal?
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> Oh, and he said he fights dirty. Just how dirty?
He doesn’t bathe for days. It’s sickening, really.
Oh, you meant his _style of fighting_ was dirty, well, it might be a little funny (a very little), but I don’t knw that I’d call it dirty.
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### Author:  [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/40 "2001-09-18T20:59:26Z")
A massage might help. I do have a knot in my back. And maybe if you take care of my sick body. Allergies have kicked me in the head yet again. So I might not be the prize pixie you want. Bleagh.
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