# Things I wanna do...
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 17, 2001, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256 "2001-09-17T21:12:51Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/41 "2001-09-18T21:01:43Z")
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> I don’t know, **thinkie**. You might have to prove yourself worthy here before I do anything
Trust me, sister, he’s worth it\*\*.
Actually, with **thinks** being a good friend of mine, I might have to ask you for your resume or something. I mean, I’ve got to watch out for him and all! 😛
\*\*[sub]Get 'cher minds out of the gutters, people![/sub]
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/42 "2001-09-18T21:04:19Z")
Ahem. Can I hijack my own thread long to say that I STILL want to do **dlgirl**?
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### Author:  [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/43 "2001-09-18T21:06:17Z")
**ts** , forget about those other girls, come on up to [Brahms Dope](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=87916) and I’ll show ya a thing or two…or vice versa. 😃
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### Author:  [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/44 "2001-09-18T21:13:23Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Superdude \*
> \*\*Ahem. Can I hijack my own thread long to say that I STILL want to do **dlgirl**? \*\*
Sure you can, honey. Oh, you do? How sweet. I feel so loved being vied over like this. 🙂 (I wish there were more expressive smilies)
**BunnyGirl** , I wish I could show you my rez, but I have none. No relationships thus far. ☹
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/45 "2001-09-18T21:21:55Z")
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> \*Originally posted by dlgirl \*
> \*\* Oh, you do? \*\*
Yes. Very much.
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### Author:  [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/46 "2001-09-18T21:29:31Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Superdude \*
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> > \*Originally posted by dlgirl \*
> > \*\* Oh, you do? \*\*
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> Yes. Very much. \*\*
Aaahhhhh…:faints:
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/47 "2001-09-18T21:33:13Z")
Woohoo!
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### Author:  [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/48 "2001-09-18T21:53:34Z")
I want to go to the matinee showing of a really bad, late run movie so there is just me and one other guy in the theater. Then I’d sit down right next to him and when he asks me what I’m doing I’d say “SHHHH! Don’t talk during the movie.”
I want to pick out a puppy at the pet store and ask the clerk how much he costs…by the pound.
I want to put on dark sunglasses and walk around the mall with a clydesdale. When security asks me to leave, I’ll tell them “it’s allright, he’s my seeing-eye clydesdale”.
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### Author:  [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/49 "2001-09-18T22:59:16Z")
:thinking to herself:
“Gee, I faint and all that happens is that Superdude says, “Woohoo!” What kinda deal is that?” 😕
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### Author:  [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2001, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/50 "2001-09-19T01:15:09Z")
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> \*\*Posted by the lovely dlgirl \*\*
> “Gee, I faint and all that happens is that Superdude says, “Woohoo!” What kinda deal is that?”
I’m shocked and appalled! I would have rushed to your side, cradled you in my arms and gently stroked your flowing hair, whispering softly into your ear.
I would have whisked you to a sofa where you could recline softly, brought you a glass of wine and tended to your every need.
That **Superdude** , what a cad.
😃
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### Author:  [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2001, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/51 "2001-09-19T01:34:12Z")
A-hem.
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### Author:  [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2001, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/52 "2001-09-19T01:49:44Z")
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> \*Originally posted by thinksnow \*
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> > \*\*Posted by the lovely dlgirl \*\*
> > “Gee, I faint and all that happens is that Superdude says, “Woohoo!” What kinda deal is that?”
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> I’m shocked and appalled! I would have rushed to your side, cradled you in my arms and gently stroked your flowing hair, whispering softly into your ear.
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> I would have whisked you to a sofa where you could recline softly, brought you a glass of wine and tended to your every need.
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> That **Superdude** , what a cad.
> 😃 \*\*
Well, you could do that now if you want to. I wouldn’t mind one bit. Oooh, and you called me lovely. Extra points there. 😉
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### Author:  [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2001, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/53 "2001-09-19T02:30:38Z")
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> \*\*Geobabe \*\*
> A-hem.
Ah, the gentle sighing of **Geo-the-babe** , like the sound of snow falling in the tall Aspen, my heart soars and flutters.
Dear, sweet **Geo** , I pine for your next utterance…
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### Author:  [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2001, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/54 "2001-09-19T02:38:35Z")
OK, **think** , sweetie, you really need to come up to Ann Arbor to hear me sing in the Brahms Requiem (you probably wouldn’t actually hear ME, since I’ll be up there with 100+ other people, but never mind that). That kind of stuff would probably work _really_ well in person. OK, so I’m easy, but that is completely beside the point.
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### Author:  [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2001, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/55 "2001-09-19T02:44:36Z")
Regrettably, my Oma and one of my Aunts are coming over from Holland and I will be doing the family visit thing in Dayton.
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### Author:  [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2001, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/56 "2001-09-19T02:46:54Z")
How terribly disappointing.
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### Author:  [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2001, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/57 "2001-09-19T02:47:39Z")
Indeed.
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### Author:  [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2001, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/58 "2001-09-19T03:20:56Z")
:tapping foot:
Oh sure. Forget about me, will you? Geez…I’m beginning to think no one cares about me anymore. :tears streaming: Was I just a toy to lead about? I’m a person! I have feelings. 😭
Okay. I’ve looped my fruit. You can go back to whatever you were going to do. Or whoever, for that matter. 😃
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### Author:  [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2001, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/59 "2001-09-19T03:41:01Z")
Thor’s balls!
And people said \* I \* flirted too much! Superdude hijacks his own threads to flirt nowdays!
\\[sub][sup] Flirt fest and no one invites _me!_[/sub][/sup]\
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2001, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-wanna-do/82256/60 "2001-09-19T13:04:27Z")
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> \*Originally posted by dlgirl \*
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> Oh sure. Forget about me, will you? Geez…I’m beginning to think no one cares about me anymore. :tears streaming: Was I just a toy to lead about? I’m a person! I have feelings. 😭 \*\*
Darlin, I couldn’t forget about you if I tried. 😉
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> Okay. I’ve looped my fruit. \*\*
This, without a doubt, is one of the funniest things I have ever read.
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