# Things I'd forgotten cats do. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 4, 2018, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-id-forgotten-cats-do/817269 "2018-07-04T05:34:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-id-forgotten-cats-do/817269/61 "2018-07-07T23:31:15Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > . . . and one pillow that my cats have claimed. The pillow really weirds me out cause there are 3 more just like it on the couch, its just the one they claim. That’s the one with the dead mouse inside it. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-id-forgotten-cats-do/817269/62 "2018-07-08T00:03:40Z")
> [@TruCelt](#): > > That’s the one with the dead mouse inside it. It sorta smells like something died in there. I always put it in a closet if people are over. And those 2 cats never let me forget I bothered their shit. It’s a war of wills around this place. And I am losing! ---
**Author:** ![MarvinKitFox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@MarvinKitFox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MarvinKitFox)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-id-forgotten-cats-do/817269/63 "2018-07-08T06:30:50Z")
Cat activity all boils down to one of these: 1. Slave, your Master wants cuddles/comfort. What you are doing right now is irrelevant, Cat want cuddles NOW! 2. Food, NOW! 3. Sod off! _Cat_ is busy with _Cat_ business, lesser beings are not invited. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-id-forgotten-cats-do/817269/64 "2018-07-08T13:10:37Z")
> [@MarvinKitFox](#): > > Cat activity all boils down to one of these: > > **1) Slave, your Master wants cuddles/comfort. What you are doing right now is irrelevant, Cat want cuddles NOW!** > 2) Food, NOW! > 3) Sod off! _Cat_ is busy with _Cat_ business, lesser beings are not invited. 2 seconds later:[claws]NOT want cuddles !!![/claws] ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-id-forgotten-cats-do/817269/65 "2018-07-08T14:18:03Z")
Since the central air has been running. My 2 have come back to my lap. If I move wrong I get a claw in a a thigh. I am basically a cat heating pad. Just furniture. They are evil, but beautiful. ---
**Author:** ![Rich\_Mann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@Rich\_Mann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rich_Mann)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-id-forgotten-cats-do/817269/66 "2018-07-09T00:49:05Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > A cat is always on the wrong side of a closed door. [Monty Python] That’s just a misquote of Ogden Nash with the word “dog” crossed out and the word “cat” written in in crayon! [/MP] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-id-forgotten-cats-do/817269.md?page=3)