# Things in porn that baffle/amuse you **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 20, 2002, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-in-porn-that-baffle-amuse-you/104629 "2002-04-20T03:40:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2002, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-in-porn-that-baffle-amuse-you/104629/41 "2002-04-22T14:17:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DrMatrix \* > \*\*The dialogue \*\* They actually speak in those things??? ---
**Author:** ![Judith\_Prietht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b19c9b/32.png) [@Judith\_Prietht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Judith_Prietht)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2002, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-in-porn-that-baffle-amuse-you/104629/42 "2002-04-22T14:52:11Z")
The occasional and presumably accidental “intrusion” crew members into certain scenes; reflected in windows, when the stage lights are obviously too close to the “actors” and glaring off ass, thighs, etc. I remember once a four girl scene in which you could not only see a crew member (or, maybe an actor) almost out of frame, holding up a girl’s leg. And then you could hear him on the soundtrack doing some hysterical dirty talking. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2002, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-in-porn-that-baffle-amuse-you/104629/43 "2002-04-22T19:54:55Z")
> [@](#): > > ## quote: > > ## Originally posted by Eutychus One word : traction. > > And you would know this…how? From Paul Newman, of course. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2002, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-in-porn-that-baffle-amuse-you/104629/44 "2002-04-22T20:02:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Francesca \* > \*\*When the guy, having been going at it with the lady from behind, takes his dick out and _thwaps her butt with his dick_. Why? Why is he doing this? \*\* I think it may be to “re-harden” it… remember, shooting of a given porn scene takes _hours_, so the little guy might need to be smacked about a bit to keep him awake, as it were. As for the smack on the ass while doing someone up the butt (I see this all the time in gay porn), I read somewhere that it causes the fuckee’s sphincter to tighten momentarily, which apparently is pleasurable to the fucker. Not that you’d ever catch me doing that. Ta-a-a-cky. - s.e. ---
**Author:** ![Koffing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@Koffing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koffing)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-in-porn-that-baffle-amuse-you/104629/45 "2002-04-23T01:00:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Monster104 \* > \*\*[obviously fake moaning] > > “ah…ah…ah…ah…ah…ah…ah…ah…Ah…Ah…AHH…AAAAHHH… AAAAIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAIAAAAAAIAIAAAAIAAAAAYAAAAAAIAAYYAAAIIAAYA …ah…ah…ah…ah…ah…ah…ah…ah…ah…ah AIIIIHHH…” > > [/ofm] \*\* It’s like a White Zombie song! ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-in-porn-that-baffle-amuse-you/104629/46 "2002-04-23T01:42:22Z")
Moreso in internet porn than in movies, but: **Foot fetish** 😕 😕 😕 What’s the big turn-on supposed to be? I don’t find pictures of people’s feet to be even the least bit interesting, much less erotic. ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-in-porn-that-baffle-amuse-you/104629/47 "2002-04-23T02:41:21Z")
Oh, I _must_ repeat **spitting**. The most recent porn flick we watched included several scenes where guys were spitting on the girl, I presume for lube. However, it was done without the least bit of tact. I think major league baseball players are more discreet than these weirdos. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-in-porn-that-baffle-amuse-you/104629.md?page=2)