# Things I've learned about myself (thanks to stupid people) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 25, 2002, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-ive-learned-about-myself-thanks-to-stupid-people/133921 "2002-10-25T23:54:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-ive-learned-about-myself-thanks-to-stupid-people/133921/61 "2002-11-24T02:19:20Z")
I’m a redneck because I’m from the South. I cannot possibly be from the South because I have no accent. I’m a lesbian because all my friends are guys, and I have one female friend. I also must have had sex with that one female friend at one point, because you know all women have sex with their best friends at least once. I’m in a gang, because I wear my baseball hats backwards. I’m in a gang because I refer to quite a few people as “my little brother”. I’m not a “true Southerner” because I don’t eat grits. I’m also a big, fat liar because I’m allergic to a lot of different things, and when I say I’m allergic to them, I’m just being a bitch. I’m a redneck because I like watching wrestling. I’m not a “Southerner” because I don’t watch NASCAR. I’m a freak because I’m friends with \ GAY PEOPLE! I’m a slut because I dated a black guy. I’m a racist because I’m a white girl from the South. Wow. I must be the Queen of Contradiction. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-ive-learned-about-myself-thanks-to-stupid-people/133921.md?page=3)