# Things Moclans tell their children

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-moclans-tell-their-children/832648>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 16, 2019, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-moclans-tell-their-children/832648 "2019-04-16T23:04:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2019, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-moclans-tell-their-children/832648/21 "2019-04-19T07:30:45Z")

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It’s called Mocklate; It’s a synthetic chocolate substitute.

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2019, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-moclans-tell-their-children/832648/22 "2019-04-19T13:33:32Z")

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> [@snfaulkner](#):
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> Chuckling.  
> Tittering.  
> Sniggering.

I don’t understand - what purpose does it serve?

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**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2019, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-moclans-tell-their-children/832648/23 "2019-04-19T13:39:37Z")

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Pakled performance art?

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