# Things Ninjas Don't Say **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 20, 2001, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-ninjas-dont-say/55146 "2001-02-20T00:52:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-ninjas-dont-say/55146/101 "2001-02-27T16:51:39Z")
[singing]I’m turning Japanese oh yes I’m turning Japanese I really think so…[/singing] ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-ninjas-dont-say/55146/102 "2001-02-27T18:06:19Z")
“Are my seams straight?” “OK, Hiro - I’ve told you for the last time - garlic pickles and invisibility DO NOT WORK TOGETHER!” “I know you are, but what am I?” “Hey, you guys - wait up!” [extremely obscure reference] “Hey, I’ve been studying fukubari-jutsu for a while now, and - and - ACHOOO!!” (pause) “Geez, sorry about your eye, man. You should get that looked at.” [/extremely obscure reference] Anyone who gets THIS reference gets promoted two dan levels to third level cerise belt with spangles. ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-ninjas-dont-say/55146/103 "2001-02-27T19:11:00Z")
Oooooooh… spangles. Black is soooo like for funerals man… I’m a good enough, and strong enough and gosh darn it, people like me. Sure… but how do we get the chicken in the pantyhose? Hey guys, I was watching Oprah and they were saying that men who used violence simply lacked good communication skills… can we talk? Can you believe it? He closed my thread. Lets go and slice and dice us a Mod. Okay, let me get this straight… you wanna swim the moat, climb the wall to the third floor, and kill all the guards. Why don’t you just phone the girl and ask her out? Food fight! Waitaminute, my pager just went off… can someone remind me to pick up some milk on the way home? Ha ha ha, really funny guys but who’s the wise ass Ninja who put itching powder in my jock strap? ---
**Author:** ![Ace\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Ace\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace_Face)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-ninjas-dont-say/55146/104 "2001-02-27T20:16:02Z")
Nice Franklin Mint thimble collection. Where can I buy a Big Mouth Billy Bass? Soylent Green is made from PEOPLE!!! ---
**Author:** ![Rosethorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee7513/32.png) [@Rosethorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosethorn)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-ninjas-dont-say/55146/105 "2001-02-27T20:50:20Z")
Hey, after we finish up here, whaddaya say we stop at Talbots? They just got in their new spring collection. ---
**Author:** ![Ell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-ninjas-dont-say/55146/106 "2001-02-27T23:02:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by big\_yellow\_kingswood \* > \*\*Ooh ah Glen McGrath Ooh ah Glen McGrath. (don’t worry if you don’t get this one, maybe 7 posters on here have a halfway decent chance of understanding it) > \*\* Good one **BYK** , I get it! BTW McGrath 3/19. YES! ---
**Author:** ![inor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f475e1/32.png) [@inor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inor)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-ninjas-dont-say/55146/107 "2001-02-27T23:31:23Z")
#$%^%^#@ROTTEN BASTARD Excel[sup]tm[/sup]!! So I’m reading this book, right? And I don’t think I’m getting enough fiber man… Wow! man, this one chick that works at my chiropracters office is sooooo hot! Check this out… ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2001, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-ninjas-dont-say/55146/108 "2001-03-02T05:56:12Z")
I’ll add some more: “I lost one of my tabi a few trees back.” “Ha-ha-ha-ha, like that!!” “You are hardcore now.” ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2001, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-ninjas-dont-say/55146/109 "2001-03-02T22:27:05Z")
Love…love will keep us together… You and me, Tomaka! Hell In The Cell, Texas strap match! I’m gonna give you _such_ a slap! Awww, yeah. This is Jazzy Jumiki, giving a shout out to all my Tiger Wind peeps, yo. After the assassination, let’s stop over at my place for a slumber party! I’ll make smores. We need Tyranosaurus power, NOW! ---
**Author:** ![ThreeLeggedBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ThreeLeggedBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThreeLeggedBob)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2001, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-ninjas-dont-say/55146/110 "2001-03-02T23:56:12Z")
Omigod! That other ninja is wearing the exact same outfit! Bingo! I have Bingo! Look what you did! Now I have to clean up all over again… Say it again slower so I can enter it into my Palm Pilot… ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2001, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-ninjas-dont-say/55146/111 "2001-03-03T00:41:21Z")
nanny, nanny, boo, boo, stick your head in doodoo! Dude, you got any beer? schwing Do these pants make my butt look big? Okay, after putting the onions in the pan, add two cloves of chopped garlic… You want some cheese with that whine? Like totally, that’s like, oh my gawd, like so gnarly. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2001, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-ninjas-dont-say/55146/112 "2001-03-03T06:24:27Z")
Damn it! I broke a nail! ---
**Author:** ![Spookythecat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@Spookythecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spookythecat)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2001, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-ninjas-dont-say/55146/113 "2001-03-03T23:13:15Z")
Toshiro, you moron, this is a Steak Knife! ---
**Author:** ![Darkwind\_K\_Sheyna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5a626/32.png) [@Darkwind\_K\_Sheyna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkwind_K_Sheyna)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2001, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-ninjas-dont-say/55146/114 "2001-03-04T07:10:36Z")
1. "Time out, I have to check the SDMB to see if anyone responded to my post. " 2. “KAME HAME HA!.. Huh? What happened? That always works in DBZ!” 3. “What, you mean I’m _not_ the reincarnated spirit of Prince Endymion? I’m just a mental patient?” 4. “What Gi? These are my pajamas!” And, for the grand finale, which I’m surprised hasn’t been thought of before… 1. “I am the Pretty Ninja Sailor Moon, and in the name of the moon I will assasinate you!” ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2001, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-ninjas-dont-say/55146/115 "2001-03-04T07:49:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Darkwind K’Sheyna \* > 2. “KAME HAME HA!.. Huh? What happened? That always works in DBZ!” Hey, it beats “Special Beam Cannon!” or “Destructo Disk!”, doesn’t it? (Now he’s probably going to sic that freakin’ huge bird of his on me.) ---
**Author:** ![tv\_snake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tv\_snake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tv_snake)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2001, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-ninjas-dont-say/55146/116 "2001-03-04T09:14:11Z")
That’s not a knife… THIS is a knife… ---
**Author:** ![Kahuzza\_Rebuzza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Kahuzza\_Rebuzza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kahuzza_Rebuzza)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2001, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-ninjas-dont-say/55146/117 "2001-03-04T10:13:37Z")
like duh, bushido is SOO 902. man those monks in everquest have got the BEST abs wow, shes a babe, wish she would come visit MY dojo ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-ninjas-dont-say/55146/118 "2001-03-05T07:51:58Z")
Aunt Flo’s in town. Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Oohhh Yanni!(name the reference and get a smooch from Hardygrrl) Should we storm the dojo or get cookie dough and watch Buffy? Napster bad! ---
**Author:** ![Vince\_the\_Intangible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ba8739/32.png) [@Vince\_the\_Intangible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vince_the_Intangible)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-ninjas-dont-say/55146/119 "2001-03-05T08:34:40Z")
When I want to smell as silent as a pillow-covered pistol, I wear _Stealth, by Calvin Klein._ Oops, sorry! Wrong house! Of course this means I’ll have to kill you now… just kidding! Yeah, I especially loved it when Jordan pulled that 360 slam-dunk right before the buzzer went off! Now if you’ll excuse me, I just killed your sensaii, so I’m kind of in a hurry. Who’s the asian man who kicks, that’s a sex machine to all the chicks? SHADOW! Ya damn right! Ummm… this **is** where we parked, right? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-ninjas-dont-say/55146.md?page=5)