# Things no one said in 1975

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 28, 2025, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434 "2025-07-28T17:32:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/1 "2025-07-28T17:32:14Z")

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(one saying per post, please)  
I’ll start:

I lost my phone.

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**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/2 "2025-07-28T17:34:35Z")

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Google is your friend.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/3 "2025-07-28T17:35:19Z")

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Text me when you get home.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/4 "2025-07-28T17:42:14Z")

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I’ll get that as soon as I finish burning this CD.

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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/5 "2025-07-28T17:46:33Z")

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Oops, sorry, I butt-dialed you.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/6 "2025-07-28T17:47:35Z")

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U.S. President Donald Trump.

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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/7 "2025-07-28T17:49:24Z")

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Good one!

Like and subscribe

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/8 "2025-07-28T17:50:47Z")

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I have too many passwords.

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/9 "2025-07-28T17:51:25Z")

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(non-technological example:)

“We must pay any price, bear any burden to contain global communism”.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/10 "2025-07-28T17:52:59Z")

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I don’t need to pay because I’m an influencer!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/11 "2025-07-28T17:54:41Z")

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I have over a million followers

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/12 "2025-07-28T17:54:44Z")

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I’m watching TikToks on my phone.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/13 "2025-07-28T17:56:43Z")

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You’re getting _coldplayed_

yeah, I made that word up

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/14 "2025-07-28T17:57:38Z")

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> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> U.S. President Donald Trump.

This alone makes me want to return to the ‘Seventies despite the brown-orange-yellow color palette, the sticky reside and persistent stink of cigarettes everywhere, only three channels of dreck and UHF reruns of old sitcoms and _The Twilight Zone_, chickenpox epidemics and yearly influenza outbreaks that would result in school closures, Pong, some of the worst Bond movies of the franchise, and even the shitty American cars and 8-track cassettes. If we could just eliminate tetraethyl lead in gasoline and persistent stagflation, and I can take my MacBook Pro with Python and Objective-C compliers loaded on it, I’d be all for the rollback to ‘Tricky’ Dick Nixon and the last vestiges of good rock music.

> [@Lucas\_Jackson](#):
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> Like and subscribe

I think it should be legal to get a free punch at anyone who says this, or who breaks into the middle of an interview video with a pitch for how you need to join their Patreon.

Which, BTW, no Patreon, GoFundMe, reddit, 4chan, et cetera. In the ‘Seventies you had to beg for money and look for porn and racism in person, mostly at the corner convenience store.

Stranger

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/15 "2025-07-28T18:00:00Z")

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…except by maybe some religious and/or political figures.

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/16 "2025-07-28T18:01:04Z")

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“Gasoline is cheaper than ever before.”

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/17 "2025-07-28T18:01:17Z")

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It’s streaming on either Netflix or Hulu, I can’t remember which.

(sorry, @Czarcasm , not sure why that came up as a reply to you)

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/18 "2025-07-28T18:05:32Z")

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The CGI on that Superman movie is not bad.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/19 "2025-07-28T18:09:28Z")

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“Lemme ask Chat GPT here what it thinks!”

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/20 "2025-07-28T18:10:04Z")

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“My car just hit 100,000 miles, and I figure it’ll be good for another 50 to 100 thousand.”

(Probably not something that _literally_ no one said, but except for a few car owners who were both compulsive about car maintenance, and lucky, a car making it to 150K or 200K was extremely unusual, particularly for U.S. brands, which were usually pretty well shot by 100K.)

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