# Things no one said in 1975

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**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 28, 2025, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434 "2025-07-28T17:32:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/161 "2025-08-12T18:14:49Z")

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> [@Procrustus](#):
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> > [@Lucas\_Jackson](#):
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> > on her vagina
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> Vulva

We are talking 1975, after all, but as long as we are being pedantic, mons pubis.

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**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/162 "2025-08-12T18:48:02Z")

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I’m sure people said that in 1975, since girls didn’t have public hair then, either. They might only have said it in extremely squicky contexts, but they did say it.

And even for adult women, the number of them shaving their privates in 1975 surely wasn’t zero, I remember reading of such things in Penthouse Forum in the early eighties.

“That woman has a penis”, OTOH, would probably qualify for the thread.

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**Author:** ![Toxgoddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Toxgoddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toxgoddess)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/163 "2025-08-12T18:56:13Z")

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My name is Diane and my wife’s name is Lisa.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/164 "2025-08-12T19:53:45Z")

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> [@Thing.Fish](#):
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> “That woman has a penis”, OTOH, would probably qualify for the thread.

Since the ice has already been broken on pedantry, _The Rocky Horror Picture Show_ came out in ‘75.

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**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/165 "2025-08-12T20:45:10Z")

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“The leader of the free world lives in Europe”

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/166 "2025-08-12T21:08:40Z")

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And who should that be? Macron? Merz 😂?

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**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/167 "2025-08-12T22:33:28Z")

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“Rick Wakeman will be back with Yes before you know it.”

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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/168 "2025-08-12T22:57:16Z")

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Don’t rickroll me.

Come at me, bro.

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/169 "2025-08-12T23:03:37Z")

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I’ve just signed legislation outlawing Russia forever . . . The bombing begins in five minutes.

Tripler  
Alright, alright, alriiiighhht.

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/170 "2025-08-13T00:00:17Z")

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Throw it in the public trashcan on the corner.

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**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/171 "2025-08-13T00:24:38Z")

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I need to recharge the batteries for my wireless mouse.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/172 "2025-08-13T00:34:06Z")

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Little blue pill.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/173 "2025-08-13T00:50:27Z")

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One more: I’ll have an IPA.

Or a venti nonfat no foam oat milk sugar free hazelnut iced latte.

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**Author:** ![DPRK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4491bb/32.png) [@DPRK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DPRK)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/174 "2025-08-13T09:43:10Z")

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“Nuclear-powered AI could make Rolls-Royce UK’s most valuable firm”

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**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/175 "2025-08-17T08:44:30Z")

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“You two go right ahead, I’ll just park it here in the cuck chair…”

(I mean, they DID that, they just didn’t call it that.)

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/176 "2025-08-17T14:25:50Z")

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> [@Lucas\_Jackson](#):
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> That girl has no hair on her vagina.

“But check out her tattoos.”

_The Rocky Horror Picture Show_ was released in 1975. And there was a joke in that movie where Frank asked Janet if she had any tattoos. In 1975, asking a woman if she had a tattoo was a punchline.

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**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/177 "2025-08-17T23:34:03Z")

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USSR President Brezhnev, Welcome to the USA. I will roll out the red carpet for you and heartily applaud as you descend from your aeroplane. Then I’ll give you a ride in “The Beast” so we can have a private chat about the dossier you have on me. _Salute’_

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/178 "2025-08-18T02:38:32Z")

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I think the marijuana craze is about to peter out.

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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2025, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/179 "2025-08-19T19:22:33Z")

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> [@boson](#):
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> I think the marijuana craze is about to peter out.

I’m headed down to the mall, you want me to pick up up some pot gummies?

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**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2025, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-no-one-said-in-1975/1021434/180 "2025-08-22T01:51:27Z")

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My son and I use an app to monitor each other’s porn use.

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