# Things NOT to say during sex **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 17, 2015, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896 "2015-10-17T14:09:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2016, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/181 "2016-08-13T16:49:00Z")
Safeword, schmafeword. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2016, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/182 "2016-08-13T18:01:58Z")
Something’s crawling out of it! ---
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2016, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/183 "2016-08-13T21:59:52Z")
I’m no gynecologist, but… ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/184 "2016-08-14T00:29:37Z")
Do you think Betty White is hot? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/185 "2016-08-14T03:44:43Z")
Could you maybe try to sound like Betty White while we’re doing it? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/186 "2016-08-14T03:57:56Z")
I forget, what did you say your name was? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/187 "2016-08-14T19:08:11Z")
Is it OK if I call you “Betty White”? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/188 "2016-08-18T07:42:41Z")
Oh shit, I forgot to take off my watch. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Ace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/6bbea6/32.png) [@Johnny\_Ace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Ace)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/189 "2016-08-18T08:06:15Z")
Whelp, I’m done…seeya around! (pointing) Uhhh…what’s that? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/190 "2016-08-18T12:17:54Z")
Hello…hello…hello… Is…is…anybody…body…in…in…here…here… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/191 "2016-08-18T15:06:17Z")
That reminds me - we’re out of tuna fish. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2016, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/192 "2016-09-07T19:05:02Z")
Sorry . . . I hope it grows back. ---
**Author:** ![PrimalEnvy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/85f322/32.png) [@PrimalEnvy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PrimalEnvy)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2016, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/193 "2016-09-08T00:17:50Z")
Did I leave the stove on?.. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2016, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/194 "2016-09-08T00:38:25Z")
Oh, just fish around a while…you’ll find it. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2016, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/195 "2016-09-08T01:59:00Z")
Do you smell smoke? ---
**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2016, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/196 "2016-09-08T02:38:09Z")
Joke: the definition of rodeo sex [ul] [/ul][ul] [li]You mount your wife from behind and while fucking her you whisper into her ear, “your sister has much nicer breasts than you,” and then you try to hold on for 8 Seconds.[/li][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![Nelson\_Pike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Nelson\_Pike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nelson_Pike)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2016, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/197 "2016-09-08T03:08:26Z")
Say, this is a nice little cunt you got! ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2016, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/198 "2016-09-08T04:38:25Z")
Oh, hey, your mother called earlier. * * * [QUOTE=Nelson Pike] Say, this is a nice little cunt you got! [/QUOTE] Not sure I’d mind that one so much. ---
**Author:** ![Nelson\_Pike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Nelson\_Pike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nelson_Pike)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/199 "2016-09-09T15:01:41Z")
Your cunt is big enough for\* two \*dicks! Aren’t there any tightening exercises you can do??? ---
**Author:** ![BeeGee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b5a626/32.png) [@BeeGee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeeGee)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/200 "2016-09-09T18:02:32Z")
“Part your legs, you whore, just like you do for every man at that restaurant where you work” This was said on my fifth wedding anniversary. I did not have a sixth. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896.md?page=11)