# Things NOT to say during sex

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**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [October 17, 2015, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896 "2015-10-17T14:09:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2016, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/222 "2016-11-02T21:48:54Z")

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I’m gonna grope you like the Donald!

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2016, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/223 "2016-11-03T16:03:40Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> I’m gonna grope you like the Donald!

Eww. Thread winner.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2016, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/224 "2016-11-27T01:31:20Z")

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“Release the KRAKEN!” (while climaxing)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2016, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/225 "2016-11-27T02:09:24Z")

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“You sound like Bart Simpson when you come.”

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2016, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/226 "2016-11-27T02:16:15Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> “You sound like Bart Simpson when you come.”

“How do you know what Bart Simpson sounds like when he comes?”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2016, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/227 "2016-11-28T00:46:41Z")

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‘i will pick up the hook.  
you will see something new.  
two things. and i call them  
Thing One and Thing Two.  
these Things will not bite you.  
they want to have fun.’

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**Author:** ![Victor\_Charlie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7ea924/32.png) [@Victor\_Charlie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Victor_Charlie)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2016, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/228 "2016-12-05T23:08:39Z")

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Okay, I’m just gonna say it. I voted for Trump.

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2016, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/229 "2016-12-10T02:21:24Z")

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Hey, I told you I pledged to drain the swamp…

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2016, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/230 "2016-12-12T09:36:34Z")

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You _WHAT???_

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