# Things NOT to say during sex **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 17, 2015, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896 "2015-10-17T14:09:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2015, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/41 "2015-10-20T21:43:19Z")
“Uh-oh.” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2015, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/42 "2015-10-20T21:58:31Z")
“Say ‘b-a-a-a-a’ for me!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/43 "2015-10-21T01:54:58Z")
Your soul is miiiine! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/44 "2015-10-21T04:13:05Z")
Pass the Bacon Bits, would you? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/45 "2015-10-21T04:35:39Z")
What smells like Bacon Bits? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/46 "2015-10-21T04:38:56Z")
“Can I have your panties when we’re done?” ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/47 "2015-10-21T05:43:21Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > “Can I have your panties when we’re done?” Really? My GF leaves them for me all the time. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/48 "2015-10-21T05:50:05Z")
> [@Grrr](#): > > Really? My GF leaves them for me all the time. You ask her for them mid-coitus?? ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/49 "2015-10-21T06:25:04Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > You ask her for them mid-coitus?? Ah, good point. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/50 "2015-10-21T06:45:02Z")
Oh Tom, I mean Mary… ---
**Author:** ![yawuntz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a5b964/32.png) [@yawuntz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yawuntz)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/51 "2015-10-21T07:02:57Z")
Hey what time is Letterman on? ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/52 "2015-10-21T12:13:19Z")
I’m pretty sure I’m not contagious when there’s no chancre, right? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/53 "2015-10-21T13:55:25Z")
What’s the deal with Trump’s hair, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/54 "2015-10-21T17:18:57Z")
“No, it’s okay, go back to sleep- I’ll just finish up.” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/55 "2015-10-21T18:11:02Z")
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz… . ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/56 "2015-10-21T18:52:11Z")
Dammit, girl, where are the fingerbowls? ---
**Author:** ![Sario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sario/32/18580_2.png) [@Sario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sario)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/57 "2015-10-22T02:02:15Z")
Good doggy! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/58 "2015-10-22T02:17:46Z")
“Could you _move_ once in a while? I was going to call the coroner after I finished.” ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/59 "2015-10-22T03:30:23Z")
ah…ah…AH…AH…AIDS! ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/60 "2015-10-22T04:08:43Z")
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