# Things NOT to say during sex **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 17, 2015, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896 "2015-10-17T14:09:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2015, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/81 "2015-10-23T16:50:54Z")
Oops. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2015, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/82 "2015-10-23T16:57:13Z")
I found the tunnel out of here! ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2015, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/83 "2015-10-23T17:03:37Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > ah…ah…AH…AH…AIDS! Holy shit, I just snot-sprayed. Speaking of which, re: the topic at hand- Holy shit, I just snot-sprayed. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2015, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/84 "2015-10-23T17:08:52Z")
[Mrs. Burke, I thought you were Dale!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UnJSTpHsXc) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2015, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/85 "2015-10-23T17:11:24Z")
“Could you hurry? The homeowner could be back any time.” ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2015, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/86 "2015-10-23T17:51:19Z")
“THAT’s where the remote control went!” ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2015, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/87 "2015-10-23T18:00:49Z")
It’s ok, I brought my own quick- clot! ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2015, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/88 "2015-10-23T18:05:33Z")
Your already HIV positive, right? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2015, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/89 "2015-10-23T19:45:12Z")
You can barely hear my Mommy in the closet, can you? ---
**Author:** ![tonyfop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/85f322/32.png) [@tonyfop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tonyfop)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2015, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/90 "2015-10-23T19:55:06Z")
At this point, I usually let Rover have a go. Here, boy! ---
**Author:** ![Gedd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gedd/32/4938_2.png) [@Gedd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gedd)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2015, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/91 "2015-10-23T20:07:16Z")
Who’s next? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2015, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/92 "2015-10-24T18:31:17Z")
How much longer do you think this is going to take? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/93 "2015-10-25T02:21:08Z")
“When did you grow a penis, dear?” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/94 "2015-10-25T17:42:57Z")
Do you HAVE to make that noise? ---
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/95 "2015-10-25T19:11:24Z")
This! This! You were saying you wished you knew what you could do to help the homeless, you could do this! ---
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/96 "2015-10-25T19:38:28Z")
Your body is so beautiful. It’s not all sun damaged, weather beaten and wrinkled like your face. ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2015, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/97 "2015-10-26T03:40:17Z")
“This just isn’t working for me. Can you take an ice bath and then lie very very still?” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2015, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/98 "2015-10-26T03:47:28Z")
“Have you ever seen, ‘The Manitou’?” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2015, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/99 "2015-10-26T04:34:42Z")
I guess now is as good a time as any for me to do my Arlen Specter imitation. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2015, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/100 "2015-10-26T16:24:37Z")
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