# Things NOT to say during sex **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 17, 2015, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896 "2015-10-17T14:09:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2015, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/101 "2015-10-26T16:39:56Z")
Will you stop clearing your throat every two seconds? That noise is driving me crazy! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2015, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/102 "2015-10-26T17:16:43Z")
The goggles, they do NOTHING! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/103 "2015-10-27T19:41:53Z")
So… do you like sad-clown paintings? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/104 "2015-10-27T19:51:10Z")
I should’ve stuck with the sheep! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/105 "2015-10-27T19:56:16Z")
Do you like gladiator films, Johnny? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2015, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/106 "2015-10-28T03:20:02Z")
OK, what hole of yours haven’t we tried yet? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2015, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/107 "2015-10-28T03:23:35Z")
Wait…how many holes are there?? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2015, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/108 "2015-10-28T03:33:02Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > Wait…how many holes are there?? How many stomas do you have? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2015, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/109 "2015-10-28T17:12:41Z")
What IS that thing, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2015, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/110 "2015-10-29T16:09:29Z")
Mmmmf, mnnmnnmffnf. Nnnrrrmrrrnrrmmfnrrnfff. (I have lockjaw. No oral sex for you.) ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2015, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/111 "2015-10-30T20:11:18Z")
Well, I’m a little leaky down there. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2015, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/112 "2015-10-30T21:23:43Z")
Mmmmm, roast beef!! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2015, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/113 "2015-10-31T03:55:43Z")
So I was talking to Roman Polanski this morning, and he said… ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2015, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/114 "2015-10-31T05:57:44Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > Mmmmm, roast beef!! Ewww, roast beef! ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2015, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/115 "2015-10-31T09:31:50Z")
“You don’t sweat much, for a fat girl.” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2015, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/116 "2015-11-01T23:50:06Z")
“Was that you or the dog?” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/117 "2015-11-02T05:32:16Z")
Did you watch _Sesame Street_ today? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/118 "2015-11-02T16:36:25Z")
Pedophile? That’s a mighty big word for a six-year-old! ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/119 "2015-11-02T19:18:27Z")
Name brand condoms cost too much- I make my own from Saran Wrap. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2015, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-not-to-say-during-sex/734896/120 "2015-11-03T01:05:33Z")
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