# Things Others Care Deeply About That You Don't Give A Rat Doot About, Frankly

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 13, 2002, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-others-care-deeply-about-that-you-dont-give-a-rat-doot-about-frankly/113875 "2002-06-13T16:18:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![SmackFu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@SmackFu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmackFu)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-others-care-deeply-about-that-you-dont-give-a-rat-doot-about-frankly/113875/41 "2002-06-14T04:50:56Z")

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Third world labor issues.  
Kids.  
People’s health & surgery.  
Band or movie ranking.

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**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-others-care-deeply-about-that-you-dont-give-a-rat-doot-about-frankly/113875/42 "2002-06-14T05:33:56Z")

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Religion  
Sports  
Computers  
Cell phones  
Musicals on or off Broadway  
SUVs

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-others-care-deeply-about-that-you-dont-give-a-rat-doot-about-frankly/113875/43 "2002-06-14T06:34:15Z")

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The 2000 Election. Mention it and I walk away (The same holds true for Iran-Contra or anything to do with Reagan, really. I don’t care.)

Pop culture

_The West Wing_

Anti-Globalization

Ninety-eight percent of television

The new Star Wars films (I saw Ep.2 because I got to the theater early and decided to avoid waiting in line later on)

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-others-care-deeply-about-that-you-dont-give-a-rat-doot-about-frankly/113875/44 "2002-06-14T13:05:13Z")

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The terrible peril posed by ‘Frankenfood’.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-others-care-deeply-about-that-you-dont-give-a-rat-doot-about-frankly/113875/45 "2002-06-14T13:14:09Z")

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Sports

I know a lot of people have said it, but really. Sports.

I don’t watch sports. Not even the World Series. Nlot even the Super Bowl (not even the halftime show). Not even the Olympics (although I broke down this year and watched the opening ceremonies, 'cause they were from SLC).  
I don’t read the Sports pages. I didn’t even know the Boston Globe ran a comic there (Tank McNamara) until my wife pointed it out to me.  
I bicycle. I ski. I swim. I play racquetball. But I don’t follow any professional or amateur players in any of these. If I’m not doing it, I’m not interested.

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**Author:** ![EchoKitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@EchoKitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EchoKitty)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-others-care-deeply-about-that-you-dont-give-a-rat-doot-about-frankly/113875/46 "2002-06-14T13:29:34Z")

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Sports (except boxing)

Local politics – christ, what a snore-fest!

(Mushono, I don’t know how a human being could not like music. I’m thinking about starting a thread on that.)

Vitamins

New car models

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**Author:** ![sophbella](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sophbella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sophbella)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-others-care-deeply-about-that-you-dont-give-a-rat-doot-about-frankly/113875/47 "2002-06-14T13:31:05Z")

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the arab-israeli conflict. i love politics, but the bulk of my school year has consisted of gusest speakers telling us about bias and misrepresentation in the media. oh ok something new, how very modern of you.

hearing about other peoples dreams.

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**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-others-care-deeply-about-that-you-dont-give-a-rat-doot-about-frankly/113875/48 "2002-06-14T13:31:27Z")

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_The West Wing_

_Survivor_

organic gardening

egg substitutes, whether a chicken is free range or not, soy anything.

Your “I loved and lost how could he do this to me” tortorously self-involved 3 hour sobfest.  
There is a 30 minute time limit on self-pity.

Anal neatness. Been there, had that phase, adds nothing to my life.

Designer just about anything.

Those state quarters.

Hemp, patchouli, dreads, Earth Festivals, etc. (although I remember having no aversion to pot in college! 😉 )

video games and comic books.

name brand/expensive makeup, shampoo, etc.

Cheesy modern dance/dance with the chi/spiritual NIA hooey.

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**Author:** ![Fluffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Fluffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fluffy)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-others-care-deeply-about-that-you-dont-give-a-rat-doot-about-frankly/113875/49 "2002-06-14T13:45:52Z")

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Couldn’t care less about;

Hunting/Fishing  
The environment  
Survivor  
Stocks/Stock market  
hearing about your day at work/school  
sports  
weddings  
halloween  
Video Games  
How well your dog did in the dog show  
watches  
yoga  
Star Trek  
Whiney liberals  
Traveling-especially to a foreign country  
fingernail polish  
"The Classics-books or movies  
Art  
your car  
the movie you watched last night  
the ozone layer  
gardening or tomato plants  
what aches, pains or diseases you have today

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**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-others-care-deeply-about-that-you-dont-give-a-rat-doot-about-frankly/113875/50 "2002-06-14T13:47:14Z")

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Science Fiction anything (Star Wars, Star Trek, Star Who Gives A Fuck)  
Role Playing Games (Cecil’s column on D&D was priceless - “…mathematical computations that would constipate Einstein…”)  
Ren Faire stuff  
Monty Python (Sure, it was funny. When I was 14.)  
Anime (it must be the eyes)  
Comic books

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-others-care-deeply-about-that-you-dont-give-a-rat-doot-about-frankly/113875/51 "2002-06-14T13:51:05Z")

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Ok, why not:

Survivor  
Basketball  
Hockey  
Soccer  
Nascar  
Golf (which elsewhere wouldn’t seem like much, but in Phoenix, that’s saying a lot)  
Religion  
Children  
Father’s Day

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**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-others-care-deeply-about-that-you-dont-give-a-rat-doot-about-frankly/113875/52 "2002-06-14T17:38:08Z")

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how cute your kid was when he threw up the other day  
how fat you think you are…or…  
how much weight you lost  
getting an SUV  
vegetarians  
working out  
putting the seat down/ which way you hang the t.p.  
Harry Potter  
celebrity murder of the week  
The Lakers  
the flag  
clothing  
piercings  
tattoos  
Jesus

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**Author:** ![Judith\_Prietht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b19c9b/32.png) [@Judith\_Prietht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Judith_Prietht)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-others-care-deeply-about-that-you-dont-give-a-rat-doot-about-frankly/113875/53 "2002-06-14T18:08:20Z")

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I’m going to second, third, whatever: **working out**. I’m sick to death of people talking about their classes, how many situps they did, how skinny they’re getting. Enough already. You work out. You joined a gym (I can’t afford to, but I try to do my yoga at home, and you don’t hear me blabbing on about it every day). You’ve got a regular gym schedule. Fantastic! Great! Good on you! Why is it necessary to share this information with me? If I sound bored when you tell me, it’s because I am.  
Actually, I kind of like hearing about someone accidentally farting when they tried to do a certain yoga pose, but that’s such an isolated anecdote it’s not even worth tossing around as something redemptive.

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**Author:** ![Rug\_Burn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a87d85/32.png) [@Rug\_Burn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rug_Burn)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-others-care-deeply-about-that-you-dont-give-a-rat-doot-about-frankly/113875/54 "2002-06-14T20:38:56Z")

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Religion  
Politics  
Most non-motorized sports + Nascar  
Most music past 1980  
Current events in other countries  
Current events here for that matter. i.e. Enron, put them in jail already, I don’t care.  
Vegaterian food  
Primetime TV  
Cooking, home improvement, and shopping channels

Basically, just a self-centered guy with much more me time since I don’t care much about anything else.

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**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-others-care-deeply-about-that-you-dont-give-a-rat-doot-about-frankly/113875/55 "2002-06-14T21:22:39Z")

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Oh boy, sign me up for the “couldn’t give a flying f\*ck at a rolling donut about the World Cup” list.

Hubby is all about the World Cup, even getting up at 5 a.m. to watch games and stuff. Then he wants me to get excited when he says, “Can you believe it? Elbonia beat Transylvania one-nil!”  
I do the wifely duty and smile and nod and make exited “Oooh” noises, but really…Do. Not. Give. One. Molecule. Of. Crap.

When’s that thing over, anyway?

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**Author:** ![Netbrian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71e660/32.png) [@Netbrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Netbrian)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-others-care-deeply-about-that-you-dont-give-a-rat-doot-about-frankly/113875/56 "2002-06-15T00:26:43Z")

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Sports! I could really care less. Truly.

Cars. Listening to people talk about their cars is not something I enjoy in any sense of the word.

Personal Hygine. I tend to want to know everything. This isn’t something I want to know.

Bodily Functions of any kind/sex lives: See above.

The decreased morality of today’s society.

Celebrities. WHY SHOULD THEY BE ANY OF MY BUISNESS? WHY SHOULD I CARE?

Video games: If I do not own and play the game, it is unlikely that I care what exactly you are doing in it. This goes double for anything resembling Everquest.

Mainstream Entertaiment: I could probably survive with no TV whatsoever. Same goes to more or less most musical groups.

What you think of my personal choices: I could care less if you think I spend too much time doing X. Really.

Great thread!

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**Author:** ![Netbrian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71e660/32.png) [@Netbrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Netbrian)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-others-care-deeply-about-that-you-dont-give-a-rat-doot-about-frankly/113875/57 "2002-06-15T00:28:26Z")

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Oh, add how much you want your significant other to be here now. That’s certainly not something I want to hear about.

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**Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-others-care-deeply-about-that-you-dont-give-a-rat-doot-about-frankly/113875/58 "2002-06-15T01:59:33Z")

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Given that it has taken over my office lately, I would have to say:

Baseball.  
Talking about baseball.  
Speculating about baseball players.  
Baseball games.  
Bat and ball construction and composition.  
Obscure rules of baseball.  
Favorite foods eaten while watching baseball at home/at the stadium.  
Best baseball players of all time.  
Worst baseball players of all time.  
Mediocre baseball players of all time.

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**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-others-care-deeply-about-that-you-dont-give-a-rat-doot-about-frankly/113875/59 "2002-06-15T01:59:36Z")

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Thank you, everyone who said television. I hate tv. I find it boring and insulting.

Celebrities  
Sports  
Role playing games  
Computers  
How drunk you got last weekend (I really don’t care)  
Why everyone should take up bodybuilding  
Food paranoia

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**Author:** ![WV\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@WV\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WV_Woman)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-others-care-deeply-about-that-you-dont-give-a-rat-doot-about-frankly/113875/60 "2002-06-15T02:16:58Z")

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Hollywood and celebrities in general

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