# Things Pee Wee never would have used as a secret word... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 28, 2006, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-pee-wee-never-would-have-used-as-a-secret-word/374469 "2006-09-28T04:30:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Surbey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@Surbey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surbey)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-pee-wee-never-would-have-used-as-a-secret-word/374469/1 "2006-09-28T04:30:18Z")
Constipation ---
**Author:** ![Heckxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f1d935/32.png) [@Heckxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heckxx)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-pee-wee-never-would-have-used-as-a-secret-word/374469/2 "2006-09-28T04:36:15Z")
Obviously you have been watching Adult Swim huh… How about… “The” ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-pee-wee-never-would-have-used-as-a-secret-word/374469/3 "2006-09-28T04:56:48Z")
Eh, maybe he would have. ---
**Author:** ![Jayrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Jayrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayrot)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-pee-wee-never-would-have-used-as-a-secret-word/374469/4 "2006-09-28T05:43:46Z")
Something else rhyming with “…ation” ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-pee-wee-never-would-have-used-as-a-secret-word/374469/5 "2006-09-28T08:56:10Z")
_"‘Shoah’? Why, that’s our secret word of the day! AAAAAYAAAH!_ ---
**Author:** ![Hail\_Ants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/dc4da7/32.png) [@Hail\_Ants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hail_Ants)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-pee-wee-never-would-have-used-as-a-secret-word/374469/6 "2006-09-28T09:45:10Z")
_“Today’s secret word is… Theodolite, theodolite…”_ ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-pee-wee-never-would-have-used-as-a-secret-word/374469/7 "2006-09-28T10:44:19Z")
Menstruation ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-pee-wee-never-would-have-used-as-a-secret-word/374469/8 "2006-09-28T12:46:39Z")
[QUOTE=Jayrot] Something else rhyming with “..ation” [/QUOTE] Mastication? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-pee-wee-never-would-have-used-as-a-secret-word/374469/9 "2006-09-28T13:05:55Z")
Arrest Warrant. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-pee-wee-never-would-have-used-as-a-secret-word/374469/10 "2006-09-28T14:32:48Z")
Mugshot. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-pee-wee-never-would-have-used-as-a-secret-word/374469/11 "2006-09-28T14:45:55Z")
Nurse-Nancy? ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-pee-wee-never-would-have-used-as-a-secret-word/374469/12 "2006-09-28T21:10:34Z")
[QUOTE=Jayrot] Something else rhyming with “..ation” [/QUOTE] That’s exactly what I was thinking of. With “public” in front of it. ---
**Author:** ![Surbey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@Surbey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surbey)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-pee-wee-never-would-have-used-as-a-secret-word/374469/13 "2006-09-29T04:28:05Z")
molestation ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-pee-wee-never-would-have-used-as-a-secret-word/374469/14 "2006-09-29T07:01:52Z")
Indictment. ---
**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-pee-wee-never-would-have-used-as-a-secret-word/374469/15 "2006-09-29T08:57:44Z")
Wish ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-pee-wee-never-would-have-used-as-a-secret-word/374469/16 "2006-09-29T21:06:40Z")
[QUOTE=Meeko] Wish [/QUOTE] Wish? [everybody screams] Did somebody say wish? [everybody screams] Yeah, I can see why they never used that one. Never want to piss off a genie. Your wish is granted. [everyone screams] Long live Jambi. ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-pee-wee-never-would-have-used-as-a-secret-word/374469/17 "2006-09-29T22:17:46Z")
[QUOTE=Heckxx] How about… “The” [/QUOTE] I don’t know why I remember this, but that WAS a secret word… in a Mad magazine parody of the show. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-pee-wee-never-would-have-used-as-a-secret-word/374469/18 "2006-09-29T22:24:58Z")
My son bought the family the boxed set for Christmas one year. I love that show! Don’t forget your giant underpants. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-pee-wee-never-would-have-used-as-a-secret-word/374469/19 "2006-09-29T22:40:32Z")
Gestalt. ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-pee-wee-never-would-have-used-as-a-secret-word/374469/20 "2006-09-29T23:35:22Z")
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