I park next to other people’s cars when given the option because I am short and can’t see the lines very well when I’m up close. It’s easier to get it in straight that way.
While I won’t make you “regret” it, I will say it’s a moronic statement. My pitbull is a sweet little dog (to other people at least, she loves playing rough with me and getting her to calm down when I don’t want to play rough is a chore). Of course, she’s also half boxer and she has many more personality traits that are common to boxers than to pitbulls.
Herd mentality 
Or maybe they can’t park straight unless there’s a car next to them, I know I can’t reverse park without at least one car next to me.
Pit bulls aren’t a problem when they’re family pets. It’s because of their tough image that people buy them as macho accessories and don’t socialise them properly, and any large dog without socialisation can be dangerous. Also, the number of pit bull attacks is not disproportionately large compared to their total numbers, nor do they have locking jaws or no sense of pain or some crap. That’s just media sensationalism.
It’s fun.
AHA, so it’s you then! Maybe a pillow would help you see better?
Actually as long as you don’t hit our car with your door it’s not too big of a deal.
Shoes can keep them from yanking the socks off constantly. I was always fond of those little soft moccasin-style shoes for babies. The one and only reason I used them was to keep the kids from pulling their socks off.
I don’t understand bitterness, or wishing harm on the one who hurt you. I guess I just see all sides at once. I see evil actions in context. I surely might get angry from time to time, or feel grief, but there’s no one in my life I’ve consistently hated for mistreating me. I know people twice my age who are veritable experts at holding grudges. It’s not me. I don’t tolerate mistreatment or anything… I’m no doormat. I just don’t grasp bitterness.
I also don’t understand speeders or offensive drivers. If you’re in that much of a hurry, you need to leave the house sooner.
I repeat myself; car alarms. When was the last time you heard one go off and not thought dumbass…
I don’t understand why anyone ever gets Botox.
I have very little understanding of why anyone would ever get cosmetic surgery.
I have never and will never comprehend how anyone can spend more money than they earn in a week on a pair of shoes. Doesn’t matter if you earn €/£/$/200 or €/£/$20,000 in a week; if you spend any more than your weekly income on a pair of shoes then to me, you’re crackers. I don’t care if Manolo Choo Louboutin himself stitched them with spun gold, moon dust and dodo skin and fitted them to your feet personally. 
Maybe they got mauled by a pit bull.
Could be because they don’t know they’re not supposed to. In many places that’s where the fastest traffic is normally supposed to be.
OTOH I don’t understand why on a busy bouldevard sometimes, the fastest traffic is in the right lane, slower in the middle lane, and slowest of all in the left lane.
Wear bow ties.
Why is it that the kind of people who wear bow ties, outside of a tuxedo, are all such odd eccentric nerds?
Well, I am glad I am not the only one who had difficuly parsing that post. I think I’ve got it: “last name first names” means giving kids first names that are names usually used as last names, but are not last names in their own family. Such as Barack Obama calling his kid “McCain Obama”, whereas “Dunham Obama” would be okay because “Dunham” is a last name in his family.
Living on Tang and Cheetos. I have seen in the supermarket people with carts worth $400 of junk food. Real food is yummier, cheaper and makes you feel better. Why live on junk?
People who feel the need to tell me, a total stranger, how miffed they are about not finding the type of pasta they were looking for, or how they don’t have their pen because their niece took it, or why they are waiting for the bus because their car is in the shop. I don’t care. Call someone who does.
Facial piercings. Sorry but your lip ring looks like a bad fishing accident. I cringe.
It’s got to be some sort of personality disorder.
Speaking of which the whole bi-polar-but-I’m-fine-self-medicating-with-drugs-and-alcohol thing. It’s not ok - get some treatment, please.
Even if … there’s my brother Gordon (Our Gordon), my cousin Gordon (Big Gordon - who of course ended up being the smallest), my cousin Gordon (One of the Twins Gordon aka One Gordon), my cousin (my cousin’s kid) Gordon (Little Gordon).
The lolcatz epidemic.
People who hate receiving oral sex.
I have a few 
–I don’t understand why people don’t wash their fucking hands after leaving the bathroom. It almost makes me want to purposely piss all over my hand, and approach one of these guys with a nice, firm handshake. This just disgusts me.
–How do people get off to cartoon porn? That one always bugged me. Damn weirdo’s.
–Why do people own a dog, if they can’t pick up it’s shit when giving it a walk? This makes me want to go shit on your front porch, and then piss in your mailbox.
–Why do people think it’s completely necessary when making right turns when they are in a fucking Toyota Corolla? You’re not in a semi-truck, damn it. Stop pushing me out of my lane.
–Why do people jaywalk? Is it so hard to wait a few seconds. One of my friends decided to jaywalk one day and got hit by a Ford Explorer doing about 30. Luckily, he only broke his arm and collar bone after doing a back-flip and landing in the middle of the intersection. I guess it takes being hit by a car to remind you why jaywalking is stupid.
–Why is it that when creating a new user-name for a website, people just add “1” or something to their name? Originality seems to be lacking for a lot of people. I just couldn’t image being called “EpicNonsense1” or something. That would be lame.
–Why do smokers use their dinnerware as ashtrays? My mom does this. I go buy plastic cups because I can’t stand knowing that a regular cup was previously used as an ashtray.
–Why do people set their clocks 5 or 10 minutes ahead? If you’re an idiot I can see how this would work out for you, but me doing so I would know that my clock is 5 minutes ahead and it wouldn’t make a difference.
–Why do people leave their acne un-popped? Anytime I’ve had a zit I pop it, and my face looks perfect, no scaring. It’s disgusting, to say the least, to see someone with a fat whitehead on their face, especially when they are a server at a food joint. “Enjoy your meal, sir”…
I think that’s enough for now.
People hate this because the partner will usually be unaccustomed to that persons method of “getting off” that they have mastered during masturbation. Therefore, you aren’t getting anything done. I’ve once had a 3 hour blow-job because this girl was so convinced she gave good head. Once I told her how to give me head things worked out better. Still wasn’t perfect or anything.
There, I said it.