# Things pets have stolen **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 16, 2007, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-pets-have-stolen/411923 "2007-07-16T01:48:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-pets-have-stolen/411923/41 "2007-07-17T02:42:03Z")
[QUOTE=Mouse\_Maven] Over the past few weeks, one of our cats has taken up kleptomania as a hobby. Astrix has stolen: Pens Q-tips A knitting needle Mouse\_Spouse’s wedding ring [My cell phone](http://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i292/mouse_maven/Cats/?action=view¤t=astrix_with_phone12.jpg) A pair of my panties :eek: Bookmarks - many are still missing. [/QUOTE] Another theft: My MP3 player. Crazy cat! ETA: And a book of stamps off of the desk while I was typing this post. What are you **on** , Astrix? I’d give him cat nip, but it doesn’t mellow him out. Our little orange fur ball is a mean drunk. ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-pets-have-stolen/411923/42 "2007-07-17T02:45:03Z")
[QUOTE=Mouse\_Maven] Another theft: My MP3 player. Crazy cat! ETA: And a book of stamps off of the desk while I was typing this post. What are you **on** , Astrix? I’d give him cat nip, but it doesn’t mellow him out. Our little orange fur ball is a mean drunk. [/QUOTE] Now you have to lock up the computer so he doesn’t do any illegal music downloads! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-pets-have-stolen/411923.md?page=2)