In the 15th century, two swords, stabbed point down into the dirt while their owners joined the Regent inside a tent that they wouldn’t be allowed to leave until they’d reached an agreement she could live with.
But it was so rare that the two swords and a crown representing the three-way meeting became the blazon of the little hamlet, raised to the status of village and made head of an electoral circunscription in commemoration.
Come to think of it, wouldn’t resting swords in the ground make them more deadly since they would pick up bacteria such that any nick would introduce fatal wounds? Wouldn’t help in combat of course.
For 20 minutes. Thank you, I’ll be here all millennium!
We could probably fill another thread with the things that are not even remotely right with computers and information technology in general.
Law enforcement agents hacking other agencies and businesses. (Looking at NCIS) Unless your job description is ‘hacking’ and you have a work order that says ‘Hack Amazon’, you can kiss that security clearance goodbye. You hack a state or federal agency and you’re looking at a lovely stay at the Hotel Gitmo.
Moving onto online history. The suspect purchased a knife matching the murder weapon in 2013 from [random website]. Where’s your warrant for [random website] and how did you justify it? You hacked their store database? See above. About the only way to get this info without a warrant is if they made a public post it on FaceSpace and their FS security settings allow everyone to see your public posts.
Okay. I’ve got a warrant for their credit card records and found the knife purchase there. Nope again. You might have found the transaction for the purchase but CC companies don’t get itemized receipts. They have the purchase total and that’s it. You can’t tell from the transaction log whether they bought a knife or a bottle of taint oil.
Finally for this post. All the internet companies seem to have their home office right there in the city where the detective can conveniently deliver the warrant or just twist someones arm if they didn’t have time to get a warrant.
I think kids’ characters are poorly-written by and large. It’s a big reason I can’t stand sitcoms. Children on TV are nearly always sarcastic little adults who have a snarky wisecrack at the ready all of the time. I see these things and I’m like “what kid acts like this, really?” Nobody I know of; not when I was one, and not now.
No matter if a scabbard is metal, leather or wood, every time it comes in or goes out - SHHHHHIIIINNNK. Think of Michonne’s katana in The Walking Dead. The scabbard is wood and if it scraped metal as much as it sounds like every time it was used it would be a nub by now.
I really shouldn’t have narrowed it down to just scriptwriters. Really doing things wrong in a show or movie takes a team effort. S/he doesn’t decide to use that lame-ass character search password breaker. Probably. I still need to have words with the bozo that did make the decision. Admitted, the real deal has zero excitement to watch, but I’m sure there’s a better mockup out there somewhere.
Consider the scope expanded to take in everyone who decides what and how things are done.
This shows up in NCIS a lot. Around DC, we don’t refer to our main interstate as “the 95” or its spur as “the 395”. We do say “the beltway” but no one that I know around here has ever prefixed a route number with “the” - well, except when the number is used as an adjective, as in “the 95 bypass” or “the 495 north exit.” Crap like that takes me right out of a story.
same. I’ve heard “the 94” from media sources. in reality, if we speak of a freeway, we either use its official designation (I-94, I-96, I-75, etc.) leave off the “I” and call them 94, 96, 75, etc) or use their old names before numbering and the Interstate system (e.g. the Ford freeway, the Jeffries, the Chrysler freeway, etc.)
Hugh Laurie complained that some writers didn’t even know their own industry. In particular, he noted that not once in his entire career has an exasperated director paused shooting after saying something along the lines of “Take five, everybody!”