# Things that are funny to absolutely no one on this planet besides you

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 6, 2006, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-are-funny-to-absolutely-no-one-on-this-planet-besides-you/343242 "2006-02-06T15:52:26Z")\
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**Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-are-funny-to-absolutely-no-one-on-this-planet-besides-you/343242/36 "2006-02-07T03:48:22Z")

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“That’s a really nice shirt . . . it’d be a shame if something happened to it.”

(Long, slow beat while my husband, who just got home in his nice shirt and is about to _cook something,_ processes what I just said, and comes up with:)

“Are you threatening my shirt?”

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