# Things that bother me about M asterisk A asterisk S asterisk H (the TV show)

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**Tags:** tv-shows-scripted
**Created:** [June 4, 2021, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-bother-me-about-m-asterisk-a-asterisk-s-asterisk-h-the-tv-show/943583 "2021-06-04T02:10:13Z")
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### Author: ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2021, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-bother-me-about-m-asterisk-a-asterisk-s-asterisk-h-the-tv-show/943583/161 "2021-06-08T14:25:54Z")

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Only on Wunderland

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### Author: ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)
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Some affectations only work in books. I can’t quite imagine what a Wunderland beard would look like, but what I see in my head is pretty stupid looking,

I laugh at how much Niven tries to describe the rugged individualists betlers and their “but everyone MUST have one” “Belter cut” - which is a Mohawk.

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> [@Jay\_Z](#):
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> And there was a dentist, which was mentioned a few times.

The “Painless Pole” – Walt Waldowski – The Jawbreaker – (“Your fuckin’ head is comin’ right off!”)

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### Author: ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2021, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-bother-me-about-m-asterisk-a-asterisk-s-asterisk-h-the-tv-show/943583/164 "2021-06-08T15:28:22Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> Some affectations only work in books. I can’t quite imagine what a Wunderland beard would look like, but what I see in my head is pretty stupid looking,

When I watched “Dune” I realized how silly the idea that someone could misunderstand “Tell me of your homeworld, Usul” if it were spoken.

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### Author: ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2021, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-bother-me-about-m-asterisk-a-asterisk-s-asterisk-h-the-tv-show/943583/165 "2021-06-08T15:38:09Z")

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P.S. I don’t think this fits quite with how Niven described it, but it is asymmetrical [30 Men Who Decided To Try The 'Monkey Tail' Beard Look | Bored Panda](https://www.boredpanda.com/monkey-tail-beard-fashion-trend/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic)

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### Author: ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2021, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-bother-me-about-m-asterisk-a-asterisk-s-asterisk-h-the-tv-show/943583/166 "2021-06-08T15:56:14Z")

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> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> (FWIW, I have the same issue with anything set at an advertising agency. 🙂 )

_Bewitched_ must really drive you crazy.

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### Author: ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)
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> [@cochrane](#):
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> _Bewitched_ must really drive you crazy.

I know, right? I’ve worked in the industry for over 20 years, and I have _never_ seen any evidence of magic being used!

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### Author: ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2021, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-bother-me-about-m-asterisk-a-asterisk-s-asterisk-h-the-tv-show/943583/168 "2021-06-08T16:16:30Z")

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And surely obsequious client-lovers like Larry Tate are imaginary, right?

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### Author: ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)
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No, those are all too real. 😃

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### Author: ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2021, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-bother-me-about-m-asterisk-a-asterisk-s-asterisk-h-the-tv-show/943583/170 "2021-06-08T16:19:44Z")

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Hmmm. I never saw that before, According to [Larry Gelbart](https://americanhistory.si.edu/blog/mash-jamie-farr) it was Bruce. Interesting cite, thanks .

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### Author: ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2021, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-bother-me-about-m-asterisk-a-asterisk-s-asterisk-h-the-tv-show/943583/171 "2021-06-08T19:20:10Z")

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> [@Andy\_L](#):
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> P.S. I don’t think this fits quite with how Niven described it, but it is asymmetrical [30 Men Who Decided To Try The ‘Monkey Tail’ Beard Look | Bored Panda](https://www.boredpanda.com/monkey-tail-beard-fashion-trend/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic)

I have never seen anything like that before, and if the universe is just, I’ll never see it again!

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### Author: ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2021, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-bother-me-about-m-asterisk-a-asterisk-s-asterisk-h-the-tv-show/943583/172 "2021-06-08T19:26:38Z")

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Hey, that’s kind of neat!

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### Author: ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2021, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-bother-me-about-m-asterisk-a-asterisk-s-asterisk-h-the-tv-show/943583/173 "2021-06-08T19:49:54Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> > [@Andy\_L](#):
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> > P.S. I don’t think this fits quite with how Niven described it, but it is asymmetrical [30 Men Who Decided To Try The ‘Monkey Tail’ Beard Look | Bored Panda](https://www.boredpanda.com/monkey-tail-beard-fashion-trend/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic)
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> I have never seen anything like that before, and if the universe is just, I’ll never see it again! -

It works better if you imagine their hair is actually a monkey cling to their scalp.

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### Author: ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2021, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-bother-me-about-m-asterisk-a-asterisk-s-asterisk-h-the-tv-show/943583/174 "2021-06-08T19:50:20Z")

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Well, Dietrich came from _somewhere_, and there were Detective Janice Wentworth, Detective Maria Battista, and Detective Eric Dorsey who came and went.

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### Author: ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2021, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-bother-me-about-m-asterisk-a-asterisk-s-asterisk-h-the-tv-show/943583/175 "2021-06-08T19:53:51Z")

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I wish I could have seen the deleted scenes from _Down Periscope_ as Howard, Chief Engineer of _Stingray_ apparently had some sort of backstory meant to have been shown, maybe a retired Engineer brought back as a contractor?

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### Author: ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)
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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> Dietrich came from _somewhere_

Yeah, the 33rd Precinct.

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#### Post date: [June 8, 2021, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-bother-me-about-m-asterisk-a-asterisk-s-asterisk-h-the-tv-show/943583/177 "2021-06-08T20:01:05Z")

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Duh-oh, now I remember that. thanks.

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> _Bewitched_ must really drive you crazy.

I bet it drove @Loach crazy, too. They repeated episode premises all the time. There was often the new Darren version and the old one, or the one with Tabitha and the one with Adam.

But even more glaring was the recycling of jokes, and not in self-referential way. they’d just the same joke, setup and everything, wholesale. I even caught one time they did it in the very next episode (at least, if the order I had them in was correct).

That very much is not a show where you want to binge. I ultimately didn’t even make it through the last season due to the repeats.

That M\*A\*S\*H had a premise repeat but with a different outcome sounds absolutely refreshing by comparison.

I typed that by typing “`M\*A\*S\*H`”, if you didn’t know.

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#### Post date: [June 8, 2021, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-bother-me-about-m-asterisk-a-asterisk-s-asterisk-h-the-tv-show/943583/179 "2021-06-08T20:15:37Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> I bet it drove @Loach crazy, too. They repeated episode premises all the time. There was often the new Darren version and the old one, or the one with Tabitha and the one with Adam.
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> But even more glaring was the recycling of jokes, and not in self-referential way. they’d just the same joke, setup and everything, wholesale. I even caught one time they did it in the very next episode (at least, if the order I had them in was correct).

However, when Samantha and her alter ego discovered mini-skirts, my young self was very happy.

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_ **Bewitched** _ was already in severe decline long before Dick York had to quit. They should have ended the series much earlier and gone out on a relatively high note.

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