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You’re correct about hair regs not changing, but military haircut rules can go out the window pretty quickly in any combat environment. I was pretty much rear echelon in 'Nam, so we were expected to more or less adhere to regs, but men in remote locations could get pretty shaggy without anybody giving much of a shit. Much of that was because there wasn’t a barber anywhere nearby. When they came in for R&R, then it was back to normal.

I agree that the hair styles in MASH screamed '70s civilian, and I also agree that the show-runners were pushing a Vietnam Era anti-war vibe with the show.

Trimmed with a Phaser!

Set phasers on “trim”.

" Just a little off the ear, please."

Thus, the song, “Radar Lobe” from Golden Earring.

I remember catching this when watching reruns too. Henry called his wife “Mildred” in a very early episode, one of the first thirteen I would think.

Other glaring inconsistencies: Margaret’s father was dead, then alive; Hawkeye’s mother was alive, then dead. I’m sure there were more, but I can’t think of them right now.

I don’t recall Margaret’s father being dead.
[Houlihan on Wikipedia]
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I don’t recall Hawkeye saying his mom was alive. The backstory on his nickname was that “Last of the Mohicans” was the only book his father had ever read, but if his father was also a doctor, I found that hard to believe.

Hawkeye in Wikipedia

Hawkeye’s sister was existent - and then non-existent.

I find it best to assume that the movie, every season, the finale, and the episode A War For All Seasons each happen in a separate parallel universe. All universes are broadly similar, but with subtle differences. Mildred Lorraine Blake goes by her first name in one universe, and her middle name in another. Each universe resets the clock. Past events from previous seasons happened, but took place at an earlier date.

Hawkeye was born in Vermont, later he was born in Crabapple Cove, Maine. Not a bad trick.

MASH is science fiction.:slight_smile:

The doctors were just that good.

I’m no great shakes at medicine, but even I could take someone from alive to dead.

In one episode, Margaret tells Frank “For a moment there, you looked like you had a chin. You looked like my father just before he died.” (He was later played by Andrew Duggan, of course.)

In one “letter home” episode (I think it was the first), Hawkeye tells his father “Say hi to Mom and Sis for me.” In the one where he’s scared by his father going into the hospital, he reminisces how he gently broke the news of her death when he was a kid by (IIRC) making him a pancake breakfast.

(Maybe in the letter home, he was asking his father to visit his mother’s grave, but it didn’t sound that way to me.)

Sure, but they managed to make Margaret’s father not dead.

It was “established” that Hawkeye was an only child? I can believe it, but I don’t recall in which episode.

A Season 2 episode had a wounded soldier who’d been beaten up because he was gay. Everyone was supportive of him except, of course, Frank Burns. Really? Nobody but Frank Burns was homophobic in the '50s? In my experience of that time, only a VERY tiny number of people were accepting of gay, especially in the military. The MASH personnel themselves would have beaten the guy up again, then slapped him with a dishonorable discharge.

His entry on the MASH Wiki says:

But, it doesn’t provide mentions of specific episodes. Interestingly, the next line in the Wiki is this:

From “Hawkeye” - the monologue episode

“I’m an only child. No siblings.
I guess after they had me my parents
decided not to “sibble” anymore”

I’m surprised at how much I apparently don’t remember. I thought I’d seen most episodes. It seems like when they realized they had a winner on their hands, someone would make sure inconsistencies in the storyline didn’t occur.